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This is the first of what I think will become an entire genre of political ads.
“Honey we can’t buy eggs, we have to set aside $7 to bomb the kids in Gaza. Remember?” Abdul El-Sayed is absolutely crushing it. This is the most brilliant ad of all time 👏🏼
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you rang?
Hate when gay boys refuse to put the wig on for their f*gg*t ass costumes
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JB 🐻✨🍉 retweeted
Worse than the dementia that makes you gay, he’s got the dementia that makes you a BARB
President Trump in Michigan: "By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss. Stand up. That's hard to miss."
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But it's late in the day and you're well on your way. What was golden went gray and I'm suddenly shy
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JB 🐻✨🍉 retweeted
I will gleefully dress up for Halloween until the day I die and you’ll be miserable and alone
Hey man that Halloween costume is super dope you know you’re 28 right? Okay just checking
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and just like that, i couldn’t help but wonder…
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you couldn’t tell me this wasn’t my hair on Saturday night
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i was at the Little Gay Pub in DC yesterday and there was a moment when no less than 10 gays across several tables interrupted whatever conversation their group was having to sing along to the chorus of “Sometimes” by Britney Spears. That’s community
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JB 🐻✨🍉 retweeted
the best needledrop of 2026
a great score makes a scene unforgettable. a perfect needle drop makes an entire song belong to that movie forever.
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JB 🐻✨🍉 retweeted
watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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i’ve been aware of the killer since birth
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omg is that @TheOnlyDetox ??
I can’t believe I’m saying this but after 16 years, it’s finally here. The official music video for “Backstabber” drops TOMORROW at 1pm EST 🔪 Click below to join me for the premiere. Text me for some special treats ✨ youtu.be/d02bibFGMp0
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JB 🐻✨🍉 retweeted
no one’s fun anymore………….whatever happened to fun
when the top starts being like oh yeah lick my balls and my taint and my hole and it’s like oh ok well i didn’t really sign up for all that
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the glee reboot will never be able to top this
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she’s just like me for real
what’s her problem
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a DC resident: of course i’ll be there, why wouldn’t i come to your baby shower out in Reston?
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The White House’s reel using Angel Of My Dreams by JADE to promote U.S. President and convicted felon Donald Trump has swiftly had its sound removed.
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it’s a dark day in the Joanna Newsom ~ News & Discussion facebook group
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JB 🐻✨🍉 retweeted
sorry to succumb to capitalism but a 55 year old wildly censored ken russell movie getting official merch is kind of amazing
Sensual delights to seduce you. The first drop of our official merch line for KEN RUSSELL’S THE DEVILS: shop.clockworkwb.com
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Baby really hurt me, crying in the taxi He don't wanna know me Says he made the big mistake of dancing in my storm Says it was poison So I guess I'll go home Into the arms of the girl that I love The only love I haven't screwed up She's so hard to please, but she's a forest fire
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