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John Wells retweeted
Five Mexican guys could have fixed the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in one weekend, but we deported them.
John Wells retweeted
If Kamala Harris had become president of the United States, Trump would be in prison, the strait of Hormuz would be open, Ukraine would be victorious, gas would be under $3 a gallon, and the U.S. would STILL be respected and supported around the world.
John Wells retweeted
🎶Nobody works on Friday
Prayin' for the sun to shine
Hey pretty mama
How 'bout the Bahamas
Conch fritters and red wine🎶
#JimmyBuffett
#FinsUp
#BubblesUp
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John Wells retweeted
I wanna be there
I wanna go back down and die beside the sea there
With a tin cup for a chalice, fill it up with good red wine
And I'm a chewin' on a honeysuckle vine
John Wells retweeted
The White House looks like a Six Flags that closed because it got hit by a hurricane
John Wells retweeted
This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.
John Wells retweeted
The President of the United States commemorates Easter by threatening war crimes and dropping an F-bomb
We need a new president, immediately, insomuch as this one has lost all control over his faculties
John Wells retweeted
BREAKING: To all the people pretending that there is not speculation about Trump's health, Trump has officially SKIPPED all THREE of his scheduled Easter masses he was scheduled to attend, as well as the Easter Egg Hunt.
You all can pretend this is normal, but it's not. And I don't care if Donald Trump Jr. attacks me again for posting this.
John Wells retweeted
He skipped church. Dropped the F-bomb. Praised Allah. On Easter.
You can’t make this up. The man tweets war threats while you hunt eggs with your kids.
THIS is your president, America. Wake up.
John Wells retweeted
$1.84/L = $7.16 per gallon ($5.14 USD).
On behalf of Canada, just wanna say: great job Donald Trump, you fucking piece of shit.
John Wells retweeted
🎶I'm gonna buy me a
Sweat-stained Bogart suit
And an African parakeet
And then I'll sit him on my shoulder
And open up my trusty old mind
I gonna teach him how to cuss
Teach him how to fuss
And pull the cork out
Of a bottle of wine🎶
#JimmyBuffett
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