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JC

@JC_Emery

I write books w/ kissing & bad boy heroes IDK if I want to f**k, marry, or kill. It gets crazy.

 Mukilteo, WA
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Joined March 2010
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#BobUecker should have been here. The universe is cruel. #WorldSeries @Brewers
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Why is it that men understand illegal touching in football but not with women?
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I’ve never identified with an animal more than I do right now
ACERVO (@AcervoCharts) profile pictureACERVO
@AcervoChartsAug 1
Hipopótamo nascido no zoológico de Berlim recebeu o nome de Brötchen, que significa “pãozinho”.
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All these @MLB fans crashing out bc the NL can't hit for shit. Meanwhile me, a @SFGiants fan, prepared me for disappointment. 🤷‍♀️ #mlballstargame #allstargame #asg
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It’s a uniform. Keep your homophobia off the field, please.
Betty Yu (@bett_yu) profile pictureBetty Yu@bett_yuJun 17
Backlash grows after Giants players write Bible verses on Pride Night caps The move is sparking wider debate over faith, free expression and LGBTQ inclusion. What’s your take on the controversy? ktvu.com/news/mlb-issues-war…
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This #SFGiants team is more bipolar than I am. I might need to adjust my medication if they keep this up. But yay! We won! I'm going to enjoy it bc if the trend holds, it might be awhile until it happens again.
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Let's not forget that @Jaboowins has a history of sexual assault, @netflix @MLB @Yankees @SFGiants
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Break the rules, Dick. Break the rules. 😂
Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) profile picturePlanet Of Memes
@PlanetOfMemes16 Dec 2025
Dick Van Dyke recently turned 100 years old and is no longer permitted to play with LEGOs.
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I hope you’re chilling with Chappy and enjoying your birthday after being wrongfully ejected. 🎈
SFGiants (@SFGiants) profile pictureSFGiants
@SFGiants2 Sep 2025
Celebrating Willy Adames today 🤗
Birthday graphic for Adames

ALT Birthday graphic for Adames

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This hit. Hard.
Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 (@RepWeinstein) profile pictureRep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸@RepWeinstein4 Nov 2024
“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.
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Washington State 💙
Grant Certiorari (@GrantCertiorari) profile pictureGrant Certiorari
@GrantCertiorari5 Nov 2024
If you’re going out today to vote for Kamala Harris, or have already voted for her, drop a 💙, retweet, and comment which state you’re in. This is it! Let’s make history!
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Death before dodgers
Garlic Fry Ry (@GarlicFryRy) profile pictureGarlic Fry Ry@GarlicFryRy22 Oct 2024
Please take Northern California off this map because I would rather watch Earth get sucked into a black hole than watch the Dodgers win a REAL World Series.
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🎵 save big money at Menards 🎵
Midwest vs. The Rest (@midwestern_ope) profile pictureMidwest vs. The Rest
@midwestern_ope11 May 2024
You don’t need therapy. You need a trip to the Menards light aisle.
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I can’t believe this even has to be said.
Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) profile pictureJoe Biden
@JoeBiden23 Apr 2024
Don’t inject bleach. And don’t vote for the guy who told you to inject bleach.
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Goals.
SF Giants on NBCS (@NBCSGiants) profile pictureSF Giants on NBCS@NBCSGiants21 Apr 2024
That one unemployed friend at 2 p.m. on a Tuesday
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Y’all @hunterpence can do no wrong. He’s amazing. Except maybe wearing enemy colors on game day. #sfgiants @NBCSGiants @SFGiants
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Whew. That was close.
Alex Pavlovic (@PavlovicNBCS) profile pictureAlex Pavlovic
@PavlovicNBCS10 Apr 2024
The Giants say the City Connects will return May 14. In a statement, they said that "prioritization was given to the primary home and road uniforms" during manufacturing. (Someone should tell Fanatics that getting teams their home and road unis is literally the bare minimum)
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Where the fuck did the creamsicles go @SFGiants?!? This is unacceptable.
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Replying to @officialsboras
@officialsboras thank you. That is all.
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Replying to @austinlicoon
@austinlicoon I’m not even hungry rn and I’d declare war over a sandwich too. #TeamSandwich
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