America’s most loved provocateur and truth bomber! (just admit it; you love me). Lovin’ life in the Conch Republic! A conservative who just happens to be gay.
Sunny & Free Key West, FL
Joined February 2009
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Updated phizik pic. Still fighting back the years every day. Gotta love resort gym lighting.
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Song of the South (80 Today) should be seen because hiding it erases crucial black film history.
Condemning it only punishes the memory of black cinematic pioneers like James Baskett, first black man to win an Oscar, rendering their historic contributions invisible.
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Bukele está boludeando a los de Amnistía Internacional porque le están pidiendo que respete los derechos humanos de los delincuentes en Haiti. Genio de re mierda. Abz!
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Wow this is disgusting @dunkindonuts
WOW 🚨 Dunkin Donuts cancels Christmas but celebrates Muslim Islamic Holidays and Pride
“Dunkin' Donuts — rolled out a number of Ramadan specials, including ‘Eid-Credible Delights’ and ‘Happily Ever Iftar’ Meals. You also had a Ramadan specialty drink.” They also did holiday hours for Ramadan — I also noticed that in June you had a Pride Month celebration as well as Pride donuts and even a Pride rainbow tumbler”
However if you go to their website now, Christmas is gone. Their holiday drinks out out but not a single mention of Christmas anywhere this year
“The word Christmas isn’t anywhere on your website or anywhere in your stores. In fact, I couldn't believe it, so I Googled it and saw that you intentionally omit the word Christmas in your corporate materials and in your stores and on your website.”
“I want to know why you have no problem using the words Ramadan and Pride, but you can't bring yourself to use the word Christmas.”
I can confirm, I research and their holiday drinks are out and Christmas is completely gone everywhere.
I even found older posts from them where they used to post “Merry Christmas!”
So they used to celebrate Christmas but now they’ve chosen Islam, Ramadan and Pride
I included video proof at the end that shows they used to celebrate Christmas, so this is an intentional choice
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BREAKING: Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman has reportedly threatened to drive oil prices near zero by pumping at full capacity unless Russia stops sending Iran weapons that end up with the Houthis.
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Florida SAVE Act!
🚨 WOW! Democrats are furious as a law will soon take effect in Florida REQUIRING that EVERY driver's license issued will need to display whether the person is a NON-CITIZEN as part of the state's SAVE America Act
Florida did it right again ☀️
The law also ENSURES only citizens vote.
Do it nationwide 🇺🇸
😂😂😂😂😂
She really thought he wouldn’t’t touch the millionaires, only the BILLIONAIRES! Honey, you are just billionaire-light to the commies. Foolish ass
🚨OVERRATED LIBERAL DIVA BETTE MIDLER SAYS SHE CAN NO LONGER AFFORD TO LIVE IN MIDTOWN MANHATTAN AFTER RECEIVING HER 2027 TAX BILL FROM MAMDANI’S CITY HALL!
“This isn’t my second home,” said Midler. “I shouldn’t have to give him 20 percent of my net worth just because I have many homes. Only four of them are even in New York.”
Midler says she campaigned vigorously for Zohran Mamdani, thinking he’d go after billionaires.
“I have about $900 million to go.”
One by one, they’re finding out the true meaning of communism.
This is what you voted for.
Share this everywhere so they keep finding out what they voted for!
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I’m trying to be a nicer person, and then I go online and hear that someone just destroyed the bones of Santa Claus
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Actually, Peltola might be in trouble, if these margins hold. Alaska uses ranked choice voting, and most Heikes voters likely go to S. Sullivan. If J. Sullivan voters split less than 2/3s for Peltola on their second choice, she loses.
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🚨 JUST IN: Senate Republicans have PASSED Florida Sen. Rick Scott's motion to STAY in DC through lame duck, work hard and get things done — including Trump's NOMINEES
This comes after Florida Sen. ASHLEY MOODY personally went on the floor earlier today to say, GET EVERYTHING DONE 👏🏻
Time to work!
SCOTT: "I made a motion for the conference to agree to stay in Washington to get things done. The conference unanimously agreed to my motion and committed to maximize our time in Washington to get our agenda done."
"I am going to fight to keep the Senate in session, working every single day until we confirm every nominee, every judge, and pass critical Republican bills to support jobs, lower prices, secure our elections, and hold Washington accountable."
THANK YOU @SenAshleyMoody @SenRickScott, Florida once again! ☀️
Republicans hold the Senate majority until January 3. Every judge and nominee confirmed now is one Democrats can't block next year
No vacations. No excuses.
Please do not hesitate to run over every last one of them please. They are invasive pests whose crap will destroy your car’s finish if you do not finish them off.
*FALLING IGUANAS* are possible for parts of Florida Saturday & Sunday morning as colder air moves in. When temps drop to 45° and lower, iguanas can fall out of trees! They're not dead, just immobilized. Most South Florida Metro iguanas look safe this round, but others across the state might not be as lucky! 🦎🥶
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The deeply disturbing thing about the suburbs going blue is that the suburbs exist because Democrats made it impossible for whites to exist in cities, largely by supporting the same sorts of pro-crime policies they still support
The French nobles after the revolution at least "forgot nothing" in addition to having learned nothing. The average American homeowner appears to have "forgotten everything" in addition to having "learned absolutely nothing"
Like, the reason you are in this inconvenient spot requiring a long commute is because of state-sponsored ethnic cleansing that occurred a generation ago. Voting blue is now just voting for that to happen again, this time to your $1 million home in the 'burbs rather than to a townhouse in the nice area of town
What can one do with such people? They're idiots.
Georgia is a ticking time bomb for the GOP Unless they do something about the Atlanta Suburbs.
They’re sprinting to the left 🟥➡️🟦. Although we see that inner city Atlanta has shifted right 🟦➡️🟥, the city is still deeply blue
Soon, leftists will conquer these blue trending suburbs, and will destroy many State Legislative Seats if we don’t stop the Suburban bleeding.
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kind of horrific that any random Republican voter knows that Senate failure is a big contributor to the election loss but the “Senate majority leader” does not.
INSIDE THE ROOM: Thune tussled with Ron Johnson at one point ahead of the vote on delaying the leadership elections.
Thune interjected to suggest there wasn’t anything he could have done differently during the campaign — “I defy you all to name something I could have done differently,” Thune said, per sources in the room
Thune also said “tell me what I should have done differently” that would have mitigated the GOP losses
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Danny Britt (R) officially wins North Carolina Senate District 24 by 228 votes with all provisional votes counted.
Republican control of the NC Senate has been decided by a mere 228 votes, and Democrats will not have a trifecta in NC.
Your vote matters.
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Hey @HeinzTweets CEO, why do Europeans get the best-quality ketchup while Americans go without?
We tried to bring your superior European recipe (real sugar, incredible taste) to the U.S. Instead, you're pushing "Simply Heinz" — but it just doesn't taste as good.
Heinz is a great American brand. Why are you giving Europe a higher-quality product than the one you offer to your own home country?
Stop forcing us to look elsewhere for a replacement. Do the right thing for American diners. 🇺🇸🍅