when you marry a cvs receipt

this is the part of the bible they don’t want you to see

omegle was fun last night

everyone, shave your heads before 2021.

got all the way to the online checkout for my ps5 at walmart dot com and then when i hit “order” it said “out of stock” and a man busted down my door and pulled down my pants and started chanting curse words at my weener.

oh, so this is where they left my food. got it.

left my roomba on when i left for church and came home to find it sleeping with my wife.

listen little guy, i bet you not a single white supremacist is mad at the way he answered that question, or danced around it. in reality they should be pissed as a result of what he should have said. take a nap lil boy. you’re grumpy.

i’ll never understand why ppl post these seriously but i will continue to goof on them

this is why i have trust issues @FallGuysGame

just got diagnosed with “big mack truck” 🥺

driving instructor: PARK THAT BIG MACK TRUCK! student driver : ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᶦˢ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵍᵃʳᵃᵍᵉˀ

WAP-19

welcome back @shroud , will never forget accidentally jumping on your pubg team in rivals and you calling me a bitch. love you buddy.

saw ben shapiro performing wap at a whole foods

cops that raided jake pauls house could make one tiktok about it and be famous on tiktok. that’s tiktok