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Iowa City is the greatest town in the known universe and I’ll die on that hill. I live to ski & pray for snow

Joined November 2015
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Hang it in the louvre
Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!
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If you are in line for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time when the store closes, STAY IN LINE. They have to let you buy it. It's in the constitution.
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The Ocarina of Time remake is breathtaking.
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Democrats won Texas which means we get football. Football is now woke
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Dems now have more house members than Rs have house members, senators, and governors combined. With 20 to spare.
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Hold me back
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Last night, Republicans lost the U.S. House, the U.S. Senate, and my home state of Texas, a conservative cornerstone for more than three decades, because our party forgot the basic rules of coalition politics:   1. Add, don’t subtract 2. Be likeable 3. Do what you promised 4. Character & integrity still matter   Time to turn the page and rebuild. Read my full thoughts in the @WSJ: wsj.com/opinion/republicans-…
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“Hey Dave. Zach from Kansas here.” “Hi Zach.” “I spent millions of dollars running for governor in Iowa and need some advice going forward.” “But you said you’re from Kansas.” “That’s right Dave.” “How’d it go?” “I lost by 11.”
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Just noting that following me has a high correlation to winning elections
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Ann Selzer: Rest now, sister. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla
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We all need to sit in awe of some of these margins. NC: Cooper +19.6 GA: Ossoff +18.0 NH: Pappas +14.3 TX: Talarico +12.3 MN: Flanagan +10.1 ME: Jackson +7.7 MI: El-Sayed +7.0 OH: Brown +4.8 KS: Hamilton +4.8 SC: Andrews +4.4 IA: Turek +4.1 MS: EVEN
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Some poor Democratic kid just got hooked on politics and will be chasing this feeling until 2056
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So proud of Gina, so proud of James, so proud of Texas!
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STATEMENT FROM JACK CAMPBELL My family and I want to sincerely thank everyone for the overwhelming amount of love, prayers, and support we’ve received over the past few days. It means more to us than words can express. I’m incredibly encouraged by the progress I’ve made in such a short period of time. I have full movement in my lower body, and I’m continuing to make progress with movement in my upper body. I know there’s still work ahead, but I remain very optimistic. I’m taking things one day at a time, staying positive, and focusing on getting better. My faith in God has never been stronger. I know He has a plan for me, and I trust in that plan. I know there may be challenges ahead, but with my faith, my family, and so many people in my corner, I know we’ll get through this. I especially want to thank the athletic trainers and medical personnel who responded and cared for me on the field. I know those were difficult moments, and I’m incredibly grateful for the professionalism, compassion, and care you showed me. The way you handled everything and looked after me when I needed it most is something I’ll never forget. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. I also can’t say enough about the incredible care I’ve received from the medical team at Henry Ford Hospital and the Detroit Lions medical staff. They’ve been amazing to me and my family throughout this process, and I’m truly grateful for everything they’ve done. To my teammates, coaches, and everyone in the Lions organization, I want you to know how much I love and appreciate you. This team is a family to me, and the way everyone has been there for me means everything. I’m proud to be a Detroit Lion and couldn’t ask to be surrounded by a better group of people. One thing I’ve learned about Detroit is that this city is built on toughness, resilience, and grit. That’s exactly how I’m going to approach this challenge. Please continue to keep me and my family in your prayers. We feel the love, and I can’t thank everyone enough. God is good. My faith is strong. Jack Campbell
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She was my Torts professor in law school
BREAKING: Democrat Christina Bohannan wins U.S. House race in Iowa's 1st Congressional District, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4iXdQln
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Democrats didn’t just win the Senate and Governor’s races in Texas. -We’re likely going to win ALL 17 of Texas’s statewide races. -We also won the Texas House. -We also won the Texas Senate. -We also won all 5 of the U.S. House seats they gerrymandered. This is a bloodbath.
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54 seats and counting. And I learned how to grill…these burgers and dogs are fully cooked.
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“There’s no place like home There’s no place like home There’s no place like home” -Zach Lahn probably
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I guess it wasn’t a dream
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literally perfect end to the graham legacy that Iran did regime change in South Carolina lol
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