John Short

Wish they would change the intro music to #ImACeleb every time I hear it I keep thinking it's Christmas ⛄

Not watched #EastEnders for quite some time now. Trying to catch up. When did Jack turn into such a twat?

#McDonalds in Letchworth has got to be the slowest fast foot joint ever.

Whilst I'm sure that Ally McCoist is a lovely bloke. I wish #ITVSport would put up subtitles when he's punditing the #FIFAWorldCup

Wishing Wales all the luck in the world against the USA #WorldCup

What with a war in Europe and that lunatic Putin with his finger on the nukes button. What harm can it do to let Trump back on Twitter? He won't stir things up will he?

I shouldn't worry too much about #LizTruss she'll pick up work here and there. My local #McDonalds is hiring if she's interested? 🤪🤪

Thank you #Scotland for taking good care of #TheQueen you did us proud.

God save the King and may God bless her majesty's sprit #TheKing

Watching #CelebrityMasterchef have to say that #ChrisEwbank always presents himself as a sophisticated gentleman. #SnappyDresser

Quite enjoying #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds can't say the same for captain #Jedwards hair style though 🤪

Germany 🇩🇪 v Spain 🇪🇸 this should be a good match #WEURO2022

Watching these matches and getting so impressed by the quality and skills of these utter professional football players. Fantastic competition #WEURO2022

Quite enjoyed the party at the palace yesterday, but did someone at the #BBC just pull the plug out at the end?? #platinumjubilee2022

Watching her majesty the queen on the balcony and have to say she looks great, love the pale blue outfit #PlatinumJubilee

Oh my goodness, #Ukraine has sunk a #Russian war ship. Always thought that the Russian military was powerful, apparently not

Try this, avoid Twitter for a while, then pop in and see how many weirdo's there are in your feed, they are everywhere !!!

Meanwhile whilst Europe is welcoming Ukrainian refugees with open arms Boris is f**king about with Visa's #Ukraine️