JEXST

Stfu and do what makes you happy.

People just have cameras recording their living room and act like that’s fucking normal what are we doing

There’s nothing quite like NBA basketball

What are they doing dude why is this a real thing

I Love Boosters was awesome and hilarious. Very hopeful, fun, wacky, and bursting with color. Easily one of the best I’ve seen this year and Lakeith Stanfield’s bit about being in a target and wondering wtf he was doing there had me rolling

Obsession was the best horror movie I’ve seen in quite a while. Inde Navarrette gives an all timer performance like holy fucking shit

Splatoon Raiders looks like some fun bullshit and I can’t believe I’m gonna spend $600 to play it

This movie asks a question so American in nature it blew me away. Robert Pattinson and Zendaya are fantastic, great film

Sour candy left in my car for a week had the texture of muppet arms and the flavor of spiders

Ive been listening to how she says “yessss, Yesss” for a couple hours

Bam 83 wtf is going on????? I love the NBA😭

Me to one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen: “how long do you think it would take you to learn how to drive stick?” Her: “Your face is so asymmetrical” An unenthusiastic Benny Safdie in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie trailer: “I’m Bowser Junior”

Been answering questions in stupider and stupider ways as of late like “What do you do for work?” “Not enough” “What do you like to do for fun?” “Too much, it’s getting scary” “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” “Probably the mirror or a pond”

Love when a fart’s smell acts as a trailer for how terrible of a shit I’m gonna have later #spoileralert

Why does every tech company want my data? It’s bad data, it literally sucks and you’re gonna hate it I promise you. No one likes my data, my computer and phone yell at me everyday bc the data they collect is so ass pls leave me alone

Iron Lung was a very fun watch, really loved the effects and sound design. Definitely going to try the game bc of it lmaooo

Put your phone on disturb me please I’m trying to reach you

This movie was sick, visually stunning I need to watch again

Being on Twitter is like willingly eating poison bc it tastes good every 49th bite and only kills you super slowly in a funny way

Said “idatakimasu” before eating a girl out chat am I cooked

Yeah Timothée Chalamet is the truth dude, MARTY SUPREME fucking rocks and I’m gonna watch everything he makes/stars in for the rest of my life. Not often you can see one of the greats entering their prime and know it. What a stressful fucking movie (complimentary in the best way)