@JEllulz

Maybe ghost of a 20th century French philosopher. If I say “hell yeah brother” that's like in a gender-neutral way. Friend of Ned Ludd.

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Joined May 2018
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Friends, here it is; the moment you've all been waiting for: sangwich
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bánh mì mia@pussycommunist59s
i’m anti-AI because we need that water to make diet coke
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So true Rolling Stone Magazine
Rolling Stone
@RollingStone8h
Rolling Stone Presents The 200 Greatest Rock Songs of the 21st Century So Far 🎸 From dance-floor glam to gritty punk, from psychedelic jams to acoustic storytellers, and more. Behold, our list ⬇️ rollingstone.com/music/music…
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If you need me I'll be on r/UFOs responding to every post with "that's just a drone"
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Type of guy who asks for advice but doesn't actually want advice, just wants to be told what he wants to hear.
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𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕪-𝕜𝕒𝕥 🎃🕷️@staynotyet4h
arguably bigger risk would be anthropic executives gaining sentience
Matt Stoller
@matthewstollerOct 26
Replying to @matthewstoller
Another risk from Anthropic, they say, is their models might become alive and therefore gain legal rights.
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Kirby@BannedKirby6h
hermes@notbigfiji10h
Replying to @BannedKirby
this is deeply unserious, we get it, you’d rather have republicans LITERALLY kill yall like in tennessee and have it be enabled institutionally than just vote for democrats who are the ONLY party to EVER try to help or protect trans people, suicidal levels of stubborn fuckery
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*jerkoff motion*
Matt Stoller
@matthewstollerOct 26
Replying to @matthewstoller
Another risk from Anthropic, they say, is their models might become alive and therefore gain legal rights.
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eric63 amg biturbo 4matic@EricMTerrill15h
ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
susie
@susieetweets19h
i love gay halloween because wdym you’re the reno 911 dui stop
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spooky jon@jonaircon7h
Replying to @JEllulz
hey guys we’re tiredmaxxing today
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I had a very long day yesterday and now I'm tired
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Had a dream about going to a fictional South American country called Libertad and it was a very cool place
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Reasonable reaction to going to the fair tbh
Chairman Birb Bernanke
@BonecondorOct 26
what exactly happened at the north carolina state fair
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thran_legacy 𓅋𓆏@thran_legacyOct 26
Replying to @JEllulz
Lmao
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God forbid a man have hobbies
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿John Wakefield🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@JohnWakefieIdOct 26
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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That one moot who always posts bangers but is also always getting banned and creating new accounts so their account never really reaches a critical mass of followers that would allow them to become a twitter microcelebrity
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A $200 DJI drone can do this, but we banned them lol
Praveen Kumar Verma
@Alacritic_SuperOct 25
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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Close enough, welcome back John Rawls.
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 25
JUST IN: Joe Rogan proposes putting world leaders in a room together on psychedelic mushrooms to end wars & achieve global denuclearization.
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If you understood this joke, let me know and I'll take a pill that gives me incredibly specific amnesia and then I'll think of the most fair possible way to reward you.
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People in the Mediterranean are happier, healthier, and live longer because their lives are less stressful, they have unparalleled work-life balance, and (generally) good social support and healthcare. It has little to do with their diets.
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Joe
@Joe_ICHTHUSOct 26
It's all about perspective. I didn't just waste an hour doomscrolling, I spent an hour getting to know my friends.
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