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Joined December 2011
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Match Summary: Greenock win by 36 runs. Greenock make it 2 wins from 2 preseason friendlies with a victory over West of Scotland. Thank you to @WoSCC for a good match and we wish them luck for the upcoming season.
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿WIN SCOTLAND V FRANCE TICKETS🇫🇷 Thanks to Macron, we have 2x tickets for the crucial #SixNations match on Sat 26th Feb for you to win! To enter, simply: 1. Like this post 2. Click retweet 3. Follow @rugby_store Entries close 9am Mon 21st Feb. Full T&Cs online. Best of luck!
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Who do uber drivers always talk to on the phone? No chat ever!
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Well Cummings stuttered more than the water boy through that
Just had 10 beers maybe I should drive half an hour and see if I’m ok to drive
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Why is this so satisfying to watch?
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Not all heroes wear capes, some wear hi-vis 👏🏻👏🏻
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“The most amazing shot in the history of snooker”. What do you reckon? #bbcsnooker
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#TwitterMomentsOfTheDecade is incomplete without this Grammy moment.
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When you granny your brother at pool the celebrations begin #pantsdown #nextplease @ChrisHempsey
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Elephant smacked the shit out of her ass lmfaoooo
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Big man Ovie was about to go back Anna up and then realised Tommy Fury would punch him right back into space jam
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Hehehehehehhehe
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They beers must be a tonne weight teapaw.org/krueger_nan/status/112…
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wee girl rolled an office chair in front of us to block our path and it WORKED she won the war because we are complete and utter PUSSYS scared of a 6 year old ended up reversing back
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