I write songs for @straight_emo

New Jersey
Joined July 2010
Batten Down The Hatches
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When you find out the projector has gone down the morning of your 70mm IMAX showing of The Odyssey
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Spiderman punching a Nazi. 🇺🇸🫡
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POV: You're an elderly man at an Irish pub who declines a shot of Proper 12
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DONALD TRUMP HAS FALLEN ASLEEP AT THE NBA FINALS IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.
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We need a slur for people who chat gpt everything
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Interviewer: “Do you have any management experience?” Me:
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WWE Vault has uploaded one of the best video packages WWE has ever done. The iconic WWE Desire music video, featuring Creed’s “My Sacrifice” ❤️
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Never kill yourself
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i think we are all under reacting to all of this
The National Park Service has started dismantling exhibits about slavery at the President’s House in Independence National Historical Park.
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This is exactly what it feels like to be a New York sports fan
BELLY TO BELLY INTO THE STEPS HOLY SH*T!!! #AEWDynamite
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Oh like Hitler
BREAKING: Trump has sent a warning to the governments of Mexico, Cuba and Colombia that their countries could be next, per Axios.
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Better Call Saul is a masterpiece.
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anyone wanna go Christmas caroling? we're singing the debut studio album Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park in its entirety.
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she was so happy to be in okinawa
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I’m gonna kill myself
Without naming your job, tell me something you say 20 times per day at work
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I have never related to a tweet more in my life
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