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Underwhelming since ‘98 | Miami University Alumni | No not Florida | Ohio State 202?

Oxford, OH
Joined March 2013
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Today is a great day to take an L
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Lee Corso puts on the Cincinnati mascot head The Cincinnati mascot puts on Lee Corso’s mascot head Oh have the turn tables
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.@ThePageLab and @PolyKonkol are developing polymer coatings for public surfaces that have the potential to capture and inactivate SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes #COVID19. @ArnstJohn talked to them about their project. Learn more: asbmb.org/asbmb-today/scienc….
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My dad: I really like those air-buds everyone’s been wearing. Me: you mean air pods? Air bud is an althetic dog. Air pods are headphones
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This whole working from home thing as a college senior sucks @BarstoolMiamiU Like how am I gonna explain what I’m doing while I’m beating the clock tomorrow at 1?
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You know the hit was dirty when Eagle hater Skip Bayless says it was cheap
I'm still trying to figure out how that Clowney helmet-to-helmet hit on Wentz as he was going to the ground didn't draw a flag. Clowney would've been ejected in college football. He got away with cheap-shotting Wentz out of the game.
ESPN got my hopes up saying Miami was playing in the Tropical Smoothie Cafe Frisco Bowl, but turns out we are just playing in the Lending Tree Bowl. SMH
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Don’t juul, drink coffee
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My dog: *sits down next to me* Me: “having a ruff day?” My dog: *immediately gets up and leaves*
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May 29, 2010 Perfection.
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High school teachers: Your college professors won’t be as lenient as I am College professor today: Call me the double rainbow master
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TIGER WINS THE MASTERS!
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Need a mock turtleneck ASAP. #TheMasters
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Did he take his horse to the hotel room?
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Am I the only one who thought they’ve been singing “I’m gonna take my horse to the hotel room” ??
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What kind of a place is Florida, I just heard a kid in a stroller ask his parents if he could have an avocado
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