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New Title. Still Head Retard In Charge. Stuntman, Ex-Wizard, Anti-War, Anti-California, Pro-Genocide.

Joined August 2017
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I made art.
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No cap
I’m numb to pressure.
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SODTAOE 🦅
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Replying to @Ryansnonsense
@Ryansnonsense "if you always wanted to be black but lacked the strength and character to be a wigger, these books are for you" as the conclusion to your unsolicited book review is hilarious
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Im pretty proud of "David will never have to suck for his supper like his father did"
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I'm here for the "It's funny everybody's angry"
It's funny that everyone is angry at Israel for attacking Hamas and not at Qatar for harboring Hamas.
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Eddie Facts: 1-Fast Eddie aka Eduardo No Retardo is way cooler than Eduardo Dinero who can't get a date even when he prepays for trips to paradise. 2-Eddie and the Cruisers isn't a Gay Porn. Last and my least favorite 3-Eddie the Empathy knows how mad you are about 2
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If he won't help throw her off then yes they both have to go.
Pedro Pascal gives your wife a foot massage. Justified to throw him off the 4th floor balcony — yes or no?
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🎶 Saw you out there grazing on some grass couldnt help but notice..that gorgeous ass🎶 @peppercutsgrass
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Convinced my Dad to wear a Buger King Crown for his flight this morning. I hate when you can't see the pay off.
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Update: all he could talk about was getting bumped up to first class. "Probably the crown, try it next time you fly and maybe you'll get to fly the plane" I'll do my best to report back.
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It's crazy that Hulk Hogan was sacrifised so that when you search for HH the Ye song isn't first result.
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A new shop cat has risen
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The cool thing about that is my father. My brother was the one kidnapped, but my father used to work for the same TV station. He was cameraman so he knew when the camera came on he followed the light from the camera so he just followed the light that’s when he knew when to turn around and shoot.
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You should regret 90% of your posts with in minutes or why bother.
I regret some of my posts about President @realDonaldTrump last week. They went too far.
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Since you love gay sex so much we are going to happily........never mind.
Since you love Mexico so much, we are going to happily return you.
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Good reviews, Bad reviews, you decide and I'll leave it. Send me links if possible.
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Don't want to have to hesitate with you, babe, but I can see it coming.I'll turn you into nothing.
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