I mean, he could have fixed Jackson MS’s water disaster, but, yeah, sure, buying Twitter is a great help to humanity.
Elon Musk claims he has acquired Twitter ‘to help humanity’ theguardian.com/technology/2…
Remember last winter when Omicron was blowing up and Spencer Cox was like, “Hey, Utah, stop getting tested. Also, I’m closing a bunch of testing centers”? And then our numbers starting going down and he was like, “See?”
I think about that all the time.
The most wide open experiences I’ve ever had are when I openly started rejecting capitalism as my default way of living.
Entering month four of not being in the United States and I can honestly say that living in the United States is EXHAUSTING.
Istanbul is incredible and we should all move here together and go out for food and roll around in the grass and laugh and be happy.
Somebody on the block we’re staying on plays trumpet - so we’ve been falling asleep to seagulls and sad trumpet songs.
It’s pretty lovely.
All the Europeans fart all day long just like we do. Everyone just farts. All day long.
There’s no high society. There’s just farts.
Don’t let yourself be fooled.
I’m in my underwear in Slovakia listening to the Goo Goo Dolls and I feel like I’m in every Eastern European movie ever made.
Sitting in a window in Venice overlooking a canal and watching the absolutely ridiculous 1990 scary spider movie ‘Arachnophobia’ (Jeff Daniels!) in Italian was not something I had on my 2022 bingo card. But here we are.
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I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: If the penalty for breaking a law is a fine, then that law only exists for the poor.
Business article - “Don’t forget to put 40% of your monthly salary into your 401k. It’s also a good idea to put an additional $3,000 a month into savings, just to be safe. And remember, by your mid-30’s you should already have $50,000,000 saved for retirement!”
Got it. 👍
I like daylight savings time because it reminds me that basically nothing is real and ‘civilization’ is just following rules that we made up out of thin air.
The sun is shining and it feels like spring outside. Sometimes it’s the little things that put a smile on your face.