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Aikido•Metal Detecting•Detroit Red Wings•Україна•record collecting•blast beats•gardening•empty barrels make the most noise

Lansing, MI
Joined March 2013
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Someone said Melania was dressed like the old man from Poltergeist and now I can’t unsee it. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣😂
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With all of you as my witnesses, if Manchester City are found guilty of all 115 counts of breaching financial rules, I will get this tattoo. I sincerely hope it happens.
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If it weren’t for those meddling kids, the mystery of @ManCity would not be solved. #ManchesterCity #ManchesterUnited
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This bridge is a superhero. #Lansing #BigPenny
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Legend has it that Jabba’s sail barge got stuck in Big Penny, and is slowly being digested over a thousand years. #BigPenny #Lansing
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This is a true story involving my dog. It was a profoundly vile experience.🐕💨🤮
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The S. Pennsylvania Avenue Bridge shows no mercy. #Lansing
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Orange Is The New Orange 😂 #Verdict
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My friend is vacationing at a resort in Mexico and did this today 😂😂😂😂 #coolarrow #culero #boomers
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My new crème brûlée torch.
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My good friend Nate knows I’ve been feeling down, so he gifted me the Macho Man Randy Savage rap album. Thanks, brother.
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Don't forget kids, you're only a big club when you've won the European Cup , and you're only a really big club when you've done it without cheating. Innit fam. Brrraaap braaap.
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Thank you @DetroitRedWings! – at Lansing, MI
The #RedWings win it in the shootout, but the season ends in Montreal. Thank you, Hockeytown ❤️
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Has Furious George thrown a tantrum yet? #DETvsMSFC #DCTID
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Tonight the @DetroitRedWings had me clutching my chest like Fred Sanford. 😂 #LGRW
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After the latest #AEWDynamite, I wonder who will appear on the “Rise and Demise of AEW” episode of #DarkSideOfTheRing five years from now. – at Lansing, MI
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#AEWDynamite is a dumpster fire. AEW ratings, and attendance have steadily declined, understandably so. I really wanted AEW to succeed. Now I wonder how much longer Tony Kahn’s dad will pour money into a company on life support. – at Lansing, MI
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Here is the official Red Wings Salute To Service video featuring my Dad. Thank you, @DetroitRedWings for your kindness, and generosity! #LGRW
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My Dad’s Salute to Service recognition at last night’s Red Wings game. I am very grateful to the @DetroitRedWings for their kindness, and generosity. You made an old vet very happy. Thank you very much, and #LGRW!
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