@JPLFR80

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Joined October 2017
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We told you to stop at 2012 - the mayans
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the Carrie show is setting up for another series that's why it ended that way
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^•^@abbysburn3r13h
Yeah please fuck us
skylar@S_xddcxxOct 25
fuck introverts
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pamplemousse@CushieButt20h
maybe you're the one they could never say no to, you don't know
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“all you talk about is squirrels” so?
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Flying cars? No thanks I’d rather see the homeless & poverty rate go down.
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i could really go for a nice coma right about now.
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I just wish I was rich enough to need a shopping cart at Target.
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Apparently the fun part of fun sized candy bars is that I’ll eat 37 of those but not a regular sized one because I’m dieting.
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If you ever hear a Canadian say “Sorry, not sorry”, try turning them off and then back on again, they are experiencing a software glitch
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at what age do people start spelling it ‘come’ instead of ‘cum’?
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You're probably right. You're not anyone's Twitter crush.
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Another 3 lbs off this week. 19lbs in 6 weeks.
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there are no stupid questions doesn't apply to twitter
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Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable like depression or a coma.
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Krysie@CaliMamaK11h
Rock, paper, scissors to see who goes down first?
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Charmeuse@incharmuese7h
just spoon me close and softly sing me a song
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I reserve the right to be little spoon cause my butt’s always cold
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My biggest takeaway from that Ethan Klein thing is wondering how he had any fans in the first place
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Good morning and Happy Monday 🩷 Let’s hope we all have a great week
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Trey@treydayway10h
Language needs to be taken unto consideration when hanging around the 4 year. She has me cussing
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