I work in IT, but more here for FinTwit and humor. Opinions my own. I'd love to do stand up one day. Jokes not guaranteed.🧐

USA
Joined February 2010
Morgan Stanley forecasts thing that already happened #brave
MORGAN STANLEY WARNS OF BRAZIL MARKET SELLOFF Morgan Stanley forecasts a 20%–30% drop in Brazilian equities following Lula's election victory. The bank sees USD/BRL reaching 5.60, potentially 6.00 if fiscal concerns worsen, alongside 300–400 bps of pressure on interbank rates. The key takeaway: Rising fiscal risks threaten Brazil's currency, bonds and equities. Related tickers: $EWZ, $PBR, $VALE
40
Apollo: AI adds no value to customers: apollo.com/wealth/insights-n… Also Apollo:
$SPCX - SPACEX SIGNS $40 BILLION GPU FINANCING DEAL WITH APOLLO SpaceX has entered into a binding commitment for a master finance lease with Apollo Global Management ($APO ), according to an SEC filing. Apollo will purchase GPU pods and related equipment and lease them to SpaceX, with aggregate scheduled principal payments expected to total $40 billion. The agreement is expected to close before year-end 2026. The key takeaway: SpaceX is securing large-scale GPU infrastructure through lease financing, highlighting the enormous capital requirements of AI expansion.
1
97
John L. Prokap retweeted
I’m starting to think this ‘anti-genocide’ crowd isn’t really about “opposing a genocide...” It’s about committing one.
94
1,177
37
6,532
48,393
John L. Prokap retweeted
The Palestinian flag is the global symbol of rioting and arson.
125
611
22
8,150
60,193
This snowflake deserves all the grief he gets
Believe it or not this image is contraband in my country. I’m taking a risk just showing it to you
1
35
America needs none of this bullshit Ro There’s no genocide in Gaza, the only genocide is the one Hamas- and apparently you- want of the Israeli people. Reign in government spending And while you’re at it fuck all the way off
The Democratic Party needs a new generation of uncompromised politicians. This country needs people who will fight to end the genocide in Gaza, tax the billionaires, and hold the Epstein Class accountable.
22
The math works in Europe too…
Today is a mathematical date we won't see again for 78 years. 10/24/26 10² + 24² = 26² It's called a Pythagorean Triple Day. There are infinitely many Pythagorean triples, but only 12 dates this century satisfy the equation.Today is the last. Next one: March 4, 2105.
16
It’s like the old Mitch Hedberg joke about the wino rating grapes “dude you have to wait”
One reason young people want socialism so much is that they're jealous that older people have it and they don't.
31
Y’all could use some First Amendment
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
19
John L. Prokap retweeted
I guess this is another project funded long ago that Zohran would have you mistake as one of his accomplishments?
🚨 Zohran Mamdani opens NYC senior center after being closed for 25 years.
7
7
1
71
1,829
Outperformed 99.7% of retail traders
Buckle up liver, daddy just made $1.47 trading stocks this week.
1
46
Vivek has switched from a shovel to a backhoe. Just keep digging buddy, you’ll get out of that hole…
Dude is just making it so much worse with every answer. Keep doing these interviews, sir!
19
Keenan talking down to Gillis would be funny if it wasn't so cringe.
SNL's Kenan Thompson says Shane Gillis needs to be sat down & reprimanded for his joke on SNL about women dressing like whores at the gym. Thompson said SNL viewers should go back and rewatch the episode and celebrate how great the female guests were. What a pathetic response.
46
John L. Prokap retweeted
Likely waterfall of what CEOs would do if politicians made stock buybacks illegal. First, private companies would be less likely to go public, as they can't manage dilution. Current public CEOs would, in likely order: 1. Pay higher dividends 2. Pay special dividends 3. Pursue more mergers and acquisitions 4. Hoard more cash 5. Pay down debt 6. Overinvestment in marginal R&D and capex or just go private. Accomplish what you're looking for? No, of course not, but it sounds good as a boogeyman!
30
8
3
146
14,294
So why was @bradlander trying to steal olives from Israel?
26
AI pundits reminding us of Little Orphan Annie...
2022: AI will dramatically transform the world! Your job is not safe! 2023: the change will be exponential! 2024: no one can even grasp how AI will impact every part of your life! 2025: seriously, you're not prepared for this! 2026: omg look at what Claude can do! The change that's coming is beyond comprehension!
30
John L. Prokap retweeted
If that's the cost of free speech, THREATEN ME THEN 🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽👍🏽
241
626
55
3,622
52,468