Jersey Shore Roller Girls

after your time loses an away game and you gotta ride back home in your bout makeup

me on ellen ellen: so i know you play roller derby and i have a gift here for you me: omg really?! (hands me a pair of roller blades) me:

We had a great time meeting @ggiombarrese from the @BlueClaws for their Behind the Business presentation last night! Such a great opportunity 👏👏

owning a vehicle: -hurts the environment -unreliable -expensive -can only use them outside owning a pair of roller skates: -eco friendly -more efficient -affordable -look fucking sick -can use them literally anywhere

When you see bout pictures of yourself

Dear Santa, For Christmas this year, we don’t want much. We just want our own warehouse with enough room for locker rooms and fans please!

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Literally anyone: “Hi” My brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me: “I play roller derby”

We’re super excited for this skate park! Definitely plan on channeling #chicksinbowls or are we still #ducksinteacups

It's bout day folks! We'll see you tonight! 😉

Hey @MayorDucey, we heard about the #BrickSuperdome! Is there any way we can get a track in there for some #rollerderby?

Thanks for the shout out! Hopefully we’ll see you on both day! teapaw.org/1057thehawk/status/987…

It's National Name Yourself Day! Create your own derby name and comment below! #rollerderby #jsrg20sk8teen #nameyourself

It's #NationalBeerDay! How are you celebrating? We're fans of @icarusbrewing and always make sure to get a keg from them for our home bouts! #rollerderby #jsrg20sk8teen

Our home bout schedule is here! Can we expect to see you at our games?

Be nasty. Hit Yo' Friends.

#Sponsors, you have the money and we have the #advertising space! You won't regret investing in some bad-ass babes

JSRG moved up 19 points in rankings! We won't be there for long though... #ambition #gaines

Come hang out with us on February 5th to see what #rollerderby is all about! #jsrg20sk8teen ow.ly/wfYH50gacgF