Pedestrianising Oxford Street Nice idea in but, the reality will be gangs of people on e-bikes that go 60mph armed with machetes snatching phones, bags, chains and watches knowing police won’t be able to get near them You can’t have nice things and this immigration policy

Have you ever met one of those bores that does “van life” They’re always really grubby with a dirty beard and smelly clothes They’ve apparently have more freedom and have escaped the rat race but they’re washing in a pure gym and sleeping in a lay-by with no heating

There’s honestly no reason we couldn’t put a run together and win the next 5

The degree to which De Zerbi tactically dominated Alonso seems to have flown massively under the radar The gaffer got it spot on and schooled him

Remember when Moussa Dembele got a retrospective 8 game ban for scratching Diego Costa? Guarantee this blow to the head will be ignored though 👍

Despite being 2 feet over the line, you know if there wasn’t the tech they’d never have given us this

Robertson was great today, a player with the bollocks for the big occasions

Spurs honestly need to write to the Premier League Should be upgraded to a 4 match ban on review. How isn’t it violent conduct, Bentancur went for far less

For years, we’ve had a midfield that couldn’t compete at this level Usually we get steamrolled in the middle of the park. With Tonali and Fernandes we can actually compete The forward line is weak, but still a nice change

Opponents allow Tel to be the “free man” as he offers no threat People see him getting lots of touches and think he’s good when it’s the opposite Pressing him gives more time and space to Maddison, Marmoush and Kudus. So instead they let him have it knowing he’s little threat

High pressure game against a fierce rival -my money is on at least one Kinsky massive clanger

He honestly looks like he’s shifted onto crack, that sunken face and the twitchy, agitated mannerisms

LOL Sign up to the reserves, get a few weekends training then be forced to go to the Ukrainian meat grinder No thanks Nigel

This version of Fury was outrageous, AJ wouldn’t have been able to lay a glove on him

Haaaaaaaaaas anyone seen Coventry? Can you heeeeeeeear my Coventry, your lads took one heeeeeeeeeeeeeell of a beating

If it’s Gray at RB we deserve relegation

Cheers Boris Johnson This lad is probably on a “skilled visa” too Not hate to him, why wouldn’t he take a job 10x more than what he’d get paid at home to do nothing. But it’s just absolute madness like wtf is he doing here, who is allow this