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JTX

@JTX

Writer and singer. "Nobody ever won a prize for being normal."

Joined February 2008
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On the call with Goldman Sachs in which Ozy's Samir Rao was using a voice-altering app to impersonate a YouTube executive, Carlos Watson was texting Rao to tell him exactly what to say, the Feds allege. "I am a big fan of Carlos, Samir, and the show...Use the right pronouns...You are NOT OZY," according to texts cited in the indictment: documentcloud.org/documents/…
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Thanks Brandy Clark for spending 2,845 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Who You Thought I Was. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/5vMA…
Brandy Clark

Brandy Clark

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The high school wants my kid to write a resume so he can find a summer job. Isn't this an awful lot of pressure on a 16-year-old? "Where do you intend to be in five weeks?"
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Bourbon is my spirit spirit.
Jenny Lawson (@TheBloggess) profile pictureJenny Lawson@TheBloggess5 Mar 2022
Do people really like whiskey or is it just cool to say you like it and secretly everyone would rather have something fruity with an umbrella?
#Bendergate is over: #Futurama star John DiMaggio, who voices crass robot Bender, has officially joined the show's Hulu revival. wp.me/pc8uak-1lAKeL
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Three minutes back on Twitter was enough to remind me that it's depressing to read Twitter.
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Wait, what? Where's my agent! I NEVER GOT MY ADVANCE. I am SO far behind OMG.
Gary Graff (@GraffonMusic) profile pictureGary Graff@GraffonMusic22 Feb 2022
.@JTX tells all, or at least a lot, in new memoir out today bit.ly/350j6Sf @blakeshelton @KeithUrban @kennychesney @unclekracker @jakeowen @linkinpark @101wrif @VH1 @TowerRecordsUSA @GrossePointeMI @GPSouthHS @twelvebooks @AmericanUnderdg
MIKE PENCE IS ROTTING LIVE ON STAGE
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AG Barr says police reform needs to strike the 'right balance' video.foxnews.com/v/!6170228….
I did this. Could not be easier.
Ryan Case (@film114) profile pictureRyan Case@film11412 Apr 2020
Bored /angry like me? Text USPS to 50409 and they’ll contact your state reps on your behalf with a petition to save the damn post office (how is this actually happening?)
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Struggling with isolation? As a single parent of special needs kids, I promise you can survive. Not that it's easy; but that you can survive. #havehope
class of 2020 outdid themselves with senior ditch day this year
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Update. The Cleveland Clinic has developed a COVID 19 test that gives results in 8 hours as opposed to the 2-3 days it takes for the other tests. They developed the test in NINE days, I repeat nine. Scientists worked 24/7 once the CDC gave them the okay on 3/2.
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Yeah ETHS DRUMLINE! These students are so talented. You should see them when they perform full on.
On The Block (@OnTheBlockChi) profile pictureOn The Block@OnTheBlockChi7 Feb 2020
Drumroll please...THIS is how we head into Friday 🥁 We're waking up with @ETHSports this morning before this weekend's #GOTW! Are you watching on @cw26chicago?!
#iowacaucases @iowademocrats If you are going to rig the election can you at least be timely about it? k thx
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the human asked what i wanted to be for halloween. and after some thought. i have decided. i would like to be cherished
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Not to minimize Lear's impact on the entertainment industry, but the one title he should protect within that vast production library is The Princess Bride. Sir, should you want more film ideas, I am available!
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@Variety17 Sep 2019
Sony Pictures Entertainment CEO Tony Vinciquerra says that “very famous people whose names I won’t use” want to redo Norman Lear’s ‘The Princess Bride’ bit.ly/30qHpQM
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You Cannot Have a Sex Scandal If You Have Never Had Sex thehardtimes.net/harddrive/y…
You Cannot Have a Sex Scandal If You Have Never Had Sex

You Cannot Have a Sex Scandal If You Have Never Had Sex

My fellow Americans: First, let me thank you for the overwhelming support I have received just a month into my presidential campaign.... Continue reading this gem

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These candidates are a lot like Pokémon, in that I don’t know who half of them are.
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9-year-old: Do I have a college fund? Me: No. You have something better. 9: What? Me: A strong incentive to get scholarships.
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