Ultimate player, self-proclaimed music critic, home school drop out, professional smart ass, problem finder. In the same movie as @JimGaffigan.

Avonmizzle, ON
Joined December 2010
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i broke down Tony the Tiger putting on a frisbee clinic in the park
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Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...
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hey I have an idea for where we can get nine million dollars for the city schools
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I miss you guys
you can play animal crossing any way you want
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Listening front to back is the only way, and describes my entire music consumption but picked four that I thought had a great flow I guess @krolosaur @NDFWebster and @EvanSeath are up.
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The Owl and the Man are quarantined together.
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I believe in the 10 second rule for typos in texts. If I text the proper spelling within ten seconds, I'm not a dumb-dumb.
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Why do we specify "breakfast cereal" Does lunch or dinner cereal exist? Is there a market for that to capitalize on? Will the general public fall for it?
Good name for a goat themed music parody album would be Movin' to the Bleat
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Sir, you're going to have to kill your dog before you come in here
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Peoples keep showing me these unearthed 'Reverse Cup' trophies from that Mario-C Pro-Am game saying they look like Homestar and now this is all I keep hearing in my head:
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This future rocker taking notes from @thebeaches.
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Can't believe that was my first tweet in over a year. What am I doing with my life
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Hey nerd. Year 2000 called and it wants to know how you're holding up after Y2k scare. Did you get enough supplies? Hope you're alright. Take care, bro.
Parenting win: Alice wiped out on the kitchen floor and to prevent her from crying I said "cool wipeout dude!" and now she says dude.
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Today I taught Alice how to say "Soup spoon" #FancyAF
I suffer from S.P.E.D.: Severe Pizza Envy Disorder. If you have pizza and I don't, I get hella jealous. #selfexplanatory