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"You'll Get Nothing ,and Like it!". "I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them."

A Fly Over State
Joined September 2010
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Decided I am going to start growing my own food, but I'll be damned if I can find any Taco seeds.
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The Broncos have 11 first downs via penalty over the past 2 games
With plenty of time left in the game, the Broncos have 6 first downs via penalty
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Hear me out...have Butker run the QB sneak. – at Kansas City, MO
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Made a vid about QB Sneaks. I discuss different versions, benefits of running them (besides the obvious), and show examples. It ended up being longer than I expected but I connect it to the Chiefs Short Yardage woes of late, show clips, and explain why: youtu.be/14ch0Q4i9F0
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October 10, 1976 Splittorff Sparkles, Royals Get Even, 7-3 “Pual Splittorff rode to the Royals’ rescue,” in Game Two of the 1976 American League playoffs. “With the stylish left-hander mowing down the New York Yankees in 5 2/3 innings of relief, Kansas City spurted from behind to slam out a 7-3 triumph at Royals Stadium to throw the series into a 1-1 deadlock.” “’Tonight we did the things we have to do to win games,’ said Whitey Herzog, the Royals’ manager. ‘But we still have to go out and hit. We’ve still got a tough job ahead of us.’” “Before tiring and turning over the ninth inning and last round-up to Steve Mingori, Splittorff handcuffed the Yanks on three singles – one of them an infield hit – and a double by Graig Nettles. He walked two batters and struck out one.” “Spilttorff, who bailed out starter Dennis Leonard with two runs home, one aboard and one out in the third, warmed up three times before receiving the call from Herzog.” “’That’s the way things worked out,’ Splittorff said. ‘Well I’m happy they did. The first time I got up to throw I was nervous. Each time I seemed more relaxed. I was O.K. when I finally went out there.’” Earlier in the season Splittorff “had spent six weeks on the disabled list with tendinitis in the middle finger on his pitching hand and then a couple of more in the Florida instructional league, trying to regain his effectiveness.” “Splittorff had three ineffective outings in September after being restored to the Royals’ roster. But he looked good in an intra-squad game last week and that was when Manager Herzog decided to put him in the bullpen for the playoffs.” “The Royals, who stole three bases and were aided by five New York errors, did their damage in bunches. They jumped starter Ed Figueroa for two runs in the first, knocked out the Puerto Rican right-hander with two more runs in the sixth and finished their run-making with three off reliever Dick Tidrow in the eighth.” “For the second straight game George Brett flashed the form that made him the league’s batting champion. He drove in Jim Wohlford with a sacrifice fly in the first. Then, in the sixth, he tripled over Mickey Rivers’ head in center field and rolled home on John Mayberry’s line single, the blow that preceded Tom Poquette’s tie-breaking double.” Brett’s hit was a “long fly ball to center field. Mickey Rivers slipped as he started after the ball, then turned the wrong way. When Rivers was through, the ball had fallen behind him and Brett was on third base with a leadoff triple.” Brett on his three-bagger: “’I knew that Rivers had a sore shoulder and doesn’t throw too well anyway. When I touched second base, he was just picking up the ball. There was no question in my mind to go for third especially with (John) Mayberry coming up.’” “Brett probably didn’t realize it, but Mayberry was bending under the burden of a 0-for-23 slump against the Yankees…” When given the lead in the sixth, “Splittorff hung on to it. He breezed through the Yankees in the seventh and eighth…” “’Everything went wrong,’ said Yankees Manager Billy Martin, trying to digest the epidemic of errors and bloopers that had beaten the Yankees.” “’I’m not going to say anything about the sloppy play,’” Martin told reporters. ‘If you want to use it, you can. I don’t pay attention to errors. My players are human and they make errors. I just worry about losing.’” Sid Bordman – Kansas City Times Associated Press
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To those who are sniping at one of the best play by play announcers of last two decades, please go…
Over a 42 year career of live sports television there are times ya know you’re going to step in it and yeah the best thing to do is roll with it. You’re gonna get ripped by some fans anyway, so by admitting ya know what’s coming will entertain the masses. Our craft is a performance. Subjectively you’ll never satisfy all, but to those just enjoying a live game they’ll appreciate the transparency as Sean did here. awfulannouncing.com/college-…
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Just watched the Andy Reid post game press conference. That was the most uncomfortable he has looked at the podium since he became the head coach. He was trying his best to get out of there as fast as he could. #chiefskingdom
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What an absolute EMBARRASSMENT. Can't get a freaking yard from the 1 yard line because you refuse to sneak the ball, WITH A TIME OUT. YOU HAVE MULTIPLE CHANCES AT IT. WELL DESERVED LOSS.
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So Chiefs get all the calls? Um,okay #Chiefskingdom
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TJHS HAS GONE VIRAL! 🐾 3.1 MILLION VIEWS AND COUNTING! TJHS senior Layla Clark and the TJHS Marching Band are taking the internet by storm! What an incredible spotlight on our Jaguars! Watch the viral performance!
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Bravo. Will buy some Red Baron pizza I don’t need just to show support.
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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Shohei’s pissing himself at the plate trying to get anything off these three
Dodgers going back to back and winning 3 in 6 will be talked about in 100 years. Random fluke milwaukee ring will fade into irrelevancy just like the 2015 Royals.
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🍂❤️💛 Happy Red Friday & Happy Fall Weekend, Chiefs Kingdom! 🏈 The leaves are falling, and the Chiefs are calling! 🍁 Enjoy the weekend, Kansas City! If fall cleanup is on your list, Sirna Brothers can tackle the clutter! 🚛💪 📞 (913) 484-9564 🏈 GO CHIEFS!
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"Hey...I missed you today!" "Hey back! I missed YOU today, too!" ~~Small talk between two guys as they reload their dueling pistols.
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The Yankee mind can’t comprehend this
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Replying to @Travis1
2011 ACL (15 games) 2014 Ankle (6 games) 2014 LYMPHOMA (Rest of season) 2017 Achilles (15 games) 2018 Heal Deformity (14 games) 3x All Pro 5x Pro Bowl 2010s All Decade
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I'm convinced they threatened to turn this robot into a tin can if it messed up this demo. Thing is shaking uncontrollably. lol
A humanoid robot cutting a cucumber with a knife 🤖🔪
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This is so accurate 🤣
Kids making fun of influencers just restored my faith in humanity. Nature is healing🤣
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Our office did a Secret Santa last December with a strict $20 limit. Everyone knew the rules: one gift, anonymous, nothing weird. A woman in accounts called Brenda drew the name of Gerald, the quietest man on our floor. he eats the same sandwich every day and has never once spoken in a meeting. Nobody knew anything about him, so Brenda spent a week quietly paying attention. She noticed he stared at the window every lunchtime. She noticed he always drew the same tiny bird on his notepad. On the day, the gifts went round. Everyone got mugs, candles and socks. Gerald opened a small, flat package and went completely still...
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