I don’t like this game

Bought this for my wife, Christinith. A beautiful car for a beautiful women. Merry Christmas you filthy animal.

Vodka Sodas are for Conservatives. Tell me I’m wrong.

My buddy, Robin, just texted me this photo. This guy is still living off of those stimulus checks. #bullshit

This is gonna be my year.

Sad to see the Vaccine affecting camera men now. #Maga

POV: I come home from work and my beautiful wife, Christinith, doesn’t have dinner ready and there’s no new beers in the fridge.

@JaredGoff16 please have sex with my wife. She is a beautiful women.

Me at my sons 7th birthday party (I’m 13 Miller Lites deep, half a pack of cigarettes down, and my sons bitchass friend said his dad is a better qb. Big fucking mistake bud)

BREAKING: Covid Vaccine strikes Cincy’s Sweetheart, Joe Burrow. He will be out the remainder of the season. This one hits hard.

This is my new alarm clock. Every time it goes off I have to crack a new beer. (It’s a 30 minute continuous timer)

Higher by Creed must be playing non stop in Josh Dobbs head.

3rd quarter, lions are tied 24-24. Im 7 tall boys deep. Wish they sold American beer tho.

We need Connor Cook back

Already ahead of ya terry

Just bought this beauty after my raise at work. Only downside is homeless people used to use this as their gangbang spot. Chandlers punishment from last night will be cleaning everything up.

My son, Chandler, just sent me this photo. Context: He’s at @clentroidapples house having a “play date” with his son. Do I blame my parenting, or do I blame Clenteoid and his bitch wife who are supplying the booze for 13 year old kids.