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Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
*Plummeting to my death*
Guy on the internet: smile more!
A pilot should not:
🔘become hysterical
🔘speak too quickly to be intelligible
🔘say, "We're going to crash into the ground!"
🔘scream like a little girl
🔘hyperventilate
🔘scream like a little girl again
A pilot needs a certain disposition. This is not it. That's the reality.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Having a front row seat to your own demise is an emotionally distressing experience and pilots have been known to scream in such situations.
Western Airlines Flight 2605 being one such example.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=FKLE_n…
Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
Untitled (flipped), by Georges Mathieu, mid-20th century, 📸 by @scottrovak
Ethan Klein and Haley Stevens’ husband really showcasing the diversity of irritating straight men this week
Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
Utah has officially brought felony charges against Kalshi and its two co-founders, Tarek Mansour and Luana Lopes Lara.
The company and its cofounders are facing one count of pattern of unlawful activity, a second-degree felony; 12 counts of online gambling promotion, a third-degree felony; and one count of general gambling promotion, a Class A misdemeanor.
abc4.com/news/local-news/uta…
Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
When this conversation comes up, I always go back to this really succinct quote from Fran Lebowitz.
Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
The Ethan Klein drama not all that interesting to me because I don’t know any of those people, but having to become increasingly pro-Israel to distract your former IDF wife from your adultery would be a pretty good late era Jeff subplot on Curb Your Enthusiasm
Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
The fact that Jennings still hasn't retracted despite recieving notice from both Snopes and Piker's legal team that his statements were provably false is open and shut proof of actual malice, and the damages meter continues to run. Wild. 😑
Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
Whoever said the 2028 Democratic presidential candidate should run on extraditing Zuckerberg to Lula’s Brazil deserves an award.
Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
The moral of this story is that a lot of you are not only desperate to treat your friends like shit without incurring any social cost, but also want to appear justified and morally superior in doing so.
Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
"Establishment Democrats ratfucking progressive candidates actually proves that progressives need to run better candidates!"
No. It doesn't, actually. It just proves that the Old Guard needs to go, and take all their paid mouthpieces, like you, with them.
