Joined August 2013
If you didn't realise Andrew Tate has a thing for eels after watching him walk in this vid then I don't know what to tell ya
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I don't give a fuck what any of you say, in Australia we call it petrolene, not "petrol/petroleum" or "gas/gasoline" or any other bullshit made up word, petrolene.
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The biggest secret in the world would be if scientists had discovered the source code of the universe and were working away in a secret government lab trying to decode it.
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When will we be at the point autistes start debating how to kill an AI humanely?
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Imagine sending your dick pics to some Indian guy in good faith only to find out "he" actually is a hot white girl
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Still think the moon's in the wrong place
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Which one's going to blow it up: the woman, the black guy, or the Canadian?
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The hardest part about being the first humans to have sex in space will be pretending you're doing it for science and not just so you can have sex in space with a whole roomful of scientists watching back on earth.
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That would imply reality can be gamed. Just create a device that kills you if you don't win the lottery.
Did you know that according to the theory of Quantum Immortality, it is physically impossible for you to experience your own death? Because your consciousness can only exist in a living state, the moment you face a fatal event, your mind simply locks onto a parallel universe where you survived. The times you "narrowly escaped" a car crash or a severe illness? You might have actually died in the original timeline, and this is just the alternate universe where you got lucky.
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We've lost the ability to hear the vibrations of the earth
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There's only 1 subscription worth having, Spotify or YouTube Music or whatever your music app is.
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People who use the tears of joy emoji shouldn't be allowed on the internet
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I was eating some food when I was shocked to discover I'd finished. Now I must decide on my next move.
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All an introvert really wants is to find someone they actually want to talk to.
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Imagine being a fish and always wondering wtf just happened.
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Wow. Not a very forgiving lot those types who pray for forgiveness.
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RIP Jesse Jackson, a true legend.
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Sooo, when's the "mute all Indians" button coming? Asking for a friend.
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Sooo, WTF went wrong with your life to be served this tweet from a 30+ follower free account?
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I've got straight A's on every IQ test I've ever taken, so fuck you.
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