Jack Bailey

A Piers Morgan story in three parts

Boris Johnson showing up to Remembrance Sunday looking like he hasn’t been home since the night before. Hair like a bird’s nest and his tie barely on. How embarrassing for us and disrespectful of him.

Anyone else’s Channel 4 just cut away?? Hope that lad wins his money back!

Channel 4 hitting us with the tensest cut away since Tony Soprano looked up and we cut to black! #MillionPoundShot

Daniel Dubois man… that was unreal! #DuboisWardley

Miranda is giving real mean girl energy here, and it’s a terrible look. Lost sight of it being a game and takes it far too seriously… #Traitors

Britain’s economy will never experience meaningful growth while key national infrastructure projects take decades to build (assuming they get built at all). Heathrow, HS2, Crossrail 2, and however many energy projects, all symbols of a deeply broken planning system and economy.

Take a shot every time Frank Warren hits the shoulder roll. #ItaumaHrgovic

Was it really necessary to give me a heart attack with that wildfire warning?

That’s the North Wales I’m proud to call home 🥲

The BBC’s Sports Editor says a unified candidate is needed to oust and replace Gianni Infantino. Which football fan could command respect on the international stage, and would be available to step into the role immediately you ask? Arise, Sir Keir Starmer, President of FIFA!

Well… I take all that back 🙃

Fuck man, not looking good for AJ. Sticking his tongue out and laughing this early isn’t a good sign — only does that when he’s getting caught. #JoshuaPrenga

I thought Sheeraz had been very lucky there, but those punch stats were quite surprising — it didn’t feel like he was out-landing by such a large margin. #JoshuaPrenga

That said, it still got the cracker 🤷🏻‍♂️

So… is the Cabinet getting appointed today?

Is it me or did it sound like Keir still had a hot mic on as he got in the car then (which the BBC — thankfully for him — quickly cut!)?

Comes to something when the BBC’s licence fee propaganda is more enjoyable than the official half time entertainment… Never let America have a World Cup again! #Fifaworldcup2026

Honey wake up, new Boris meme just dropped. “Andy Burn Ham”

Vindicated — look what happens when he actually does!