@JackCuthbert

Writer of TV Drama/Comedy dabbled with movies. Did the props for some of your favourite TV shows but no one cares about that. YNWA

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Joined February 2009
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For everyone asking here are my prices for Script Notes. Feel free to ask any questions about my script reading service. Cheers
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The year is 2008. Manchester United just won their 3rd Champions League, with Milan winning their 7th the year before… Meanwhile, AFC Bournemouth has just been relegated to League Two after finishing 21st in League One. 18 years later:
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I mean even as Liverpool fan I'd bloody love to see this happen. If only just for the drama and the vibes of it all.
James Melville 🚜
@JamesMelvilleOct 26
Manchester United’s decline has a clear fix: a David Beckham-led consortium buys out the Glazers. Inter Miami’s transformation proves they can turn a club around. As a United legend, Beckham would restore the bond with the fans that the Glazer ownership has broken.
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Norway on the verge of electing Diego Simeone any minutes.
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrumpOct 25
Trump says he doesn’t want immigrants from Norway because he didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize. “Norway sucks. Norway has become a shithouse country.”
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Zack Polanski@ZackPolanskiOct 23
Basic education piece: Not all Jewish people are Zionists. Lots of Zionists aren't Jews. The Board of Deputies largely self identity as Zionists. The Media often report the Board of Deputies as the opinion of Jewish people. Yet many Jewish people say #NotInOurName
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This has aged very very well.
Jack Cuthbert@JackCuthbert11 Aug 2024
Is it just me or does the de Ligt signing have massive “move to United and fade” energy? Hope I’m wrong as he could be great.
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Goodbye Michael Carrick. 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻
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simon farnaby
@simonfarnabyOct 23
Ghost is out today people. Get out of the rain and into the cinema!
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Nominative Determinism strikes again.
Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 22
The four finalists for James Bond are: • Callum Turner • Josh O’Connor • Jack Lowden • Mystery Actor Final screen tests are set to take place next week. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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Good news just keeps on coming...
Deadline
@DEADLINEOct 22
BBC Merges TV & Audio Commissioning Teams Amid Plan To Cut 100 Content Roles deadline.com/2026/10/bbc-mer…

BBC Merges TV & Audio Teams Amid Plan To Cut 100 Content Roles

The BBC is planning to cut around 100 roles in its content commissioning team over the next five months as the UK broadcaster seeks to save £500M.

deadline.com
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Until this very minute I never really realised the title is perfect as its about cold cases. So these people were forgotten, now they are Un forgotten. Great no notes. Forget I even mentioned it...
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We're kind of always skirting around the point with these discussions. if the script is crap and mostly they are, nothing matters. Having a basic title page doesn't make up for a bad script and having an image there doesn't either. If it's going to fail its going to fail.
Hollywood Script Reader
@HwoodScrptReadrOct 21
In fact, please don’t
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This has only ever been about making money for Labour donors. Nothing at all to do with lowering bills because we have to sell it at a very low price for it to be processed and then buy it back again at market rate so how does that save the people anything?
Zack Polanski@ZackPolanskiOct 21
We have already extracted more oil and gas than we can burn in our lifetimes and still have a habitable planet. The Labour Government is lying to us about the climate disaster. And this same energy secretary admitted earlier in the year this will do nothing to lower our bills.
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Today I make website, tomorrow I make script, in future I make money??? NO no. No money.
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It's always nice to get positive feedback about your script. Maybe I'm not totally shite at writing after all! Maybe...
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It’s quite cool when you see the trailer for a movie that you were paid to consult on the script. Looking forward to watching it!
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It shouldn’t be surprising to anyone that the people most likely to use AI for creativity are the least likely to think about anything ever. Using their brains was never an option for them.
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DIEGO GOMEZ GOAL FROM THE HALFWAY LINE! 🤯 WOW.

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Saul Staniforth@SaulStaniforthOct 18
.@ZackPolanski: "Andy Burnham.. needs to explain to communities their bins won't be collected, social services will collapse, libraries will be closed, because he's more worried about defending the genocide he's arming than working with Green councillors" Well said Zack.
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She's really killing it.
Saturday Night Network
@thesnlnetworkOct 17
No fines here! Ania Magliano calls Shane Gillis a “Stupid f*cking c*nt” on #SNLUK Weekend Update
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This is very good
FilmIndex
@FilmIndexMediaOct 17
"The BBC has stressed that they're not transphobic, they just hate dolls as they're often used to demonstrate where they were touched by BBC talent." — Says Ania Magliano on #SNLUK's Weekend Update, while discussing the BBC editing out a pro-trans "Protect the Dolls" T-shirt.
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