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@linekerspbanus / @candypantsmarbs events manager 🍬 “La Noche Events” Co-Owner

Marbella
Joined February 2014
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I just can't get my head round when a boy has a peng peng girlfriend but cheats with mingers 😁 – at Bletchingdon, England
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Eze at arsenal is going to cook for fuck sake
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I love that little Brazilian so much
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Makes sense, wouldn’t get anywhere near enough game time with us at the minute
🚨💣 BREAKING: Xavi Simons to Tottenham, here we go! All SIGNED between Spurs and RB Leipzig for fee worth €60m fixed after agreement revealed overnight. Xavi has completed his medical and his contract is also now signed. 🔐🇳🇱 Contract until 2030 + 2 year option.
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Eze at arsenal is going to cook for fuck sake
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Just the 2 birdies in the round today, that scratch is incoming believe me!
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Fuck me this would top it off
🚨🔵 Chelsea and RB Leipzig continue direct club to club talks for Xavi Simons deal. RB Leipzig aware of Xavi being very keen on move and tempted by Chelsea. Bayern have made calls to be informed this week but #CFC clear favorites, already in talks & with player’s green light.
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Every Monday makes getting the chopper out on onlyfans more and more inviting
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MOISES CAICEDO!!!! 4-1!!!! 💙
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Sancho is my dargggg
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🗣️ ⏱️90’+7 FT: Robins are promoted, what a noise, what a day!!! ⚽️ @EveshamUnitedFC 1-0 @MalvernTown1946 (Steele 63') Att: 📆 Mon 05 May 🏆 @SouthernLeague1 Play-Off FINAL 🔴⚪️#TheRobins
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🗣️ TEAMSHEET ⚽️ @EveshamUnitedFC 🆚 @MalvernTown1946 🎙️ Radio Coverage from our website homepage 📆 Mon 05 May 🏆 @SouthernLeague1 Play-Off FINAL 🔴⚪️#TheRobins
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Arsenal been class to be fair. Madrid so poor. PSG will be a big test - should be the final really
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Jailbreak iPhone 3G, open up Silk Road and buy random stuff with bitcoin - that was a memory I needed to forget 🤣
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Silk Road 🤣 blast from the past makes me sick thinking I spent a whole bitcoin whilst at school 🤣🤣🤣
Replying to @cryptojourneyrs
He called it Silk Road. The goal? Create a free market outside government control. The rules were simple: • No violence allowed • No stolen property • No harming third parties • Bitcoin-only payments But things quickly spiraled out of control...
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Let the meltdown commence 🍿
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Who leaves @ZacMcEachran that much space on a football pitch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
📌 The ball from @ZacMcEachran. 🥶 Ice in the veins of @Corie_a97. ✂️ Cutting through the opposition for our leveller. #OCFC
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How do you feel now big girl ?
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LV skates on the bus 😬 uk is humbling
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Holding your nose and backing off after giving it 🤣🤣🤣 it ain’t for everyone
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Just watched an instagram story of one my ex’s getting married … crumbs
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