Jackelyn Shultz

Me: Psychic My dad: An idiot @howiemandel

Asking @hunterbiden the hard hitting serious questions that no one has asked him before with my dad @howiemandel

When your child says that you are invading their personal space just remind them that they came out of your personal space.

My crew always has my back

I am currently at the age where sleeping wrong is more painful than when I rode my bike full speed down a hill and crashed into a mailbox in 5th grade.

This generation’s Tickle Me Elmo

My kids and my autocorrect are very similar. It doesn’t matter what I say, they will interpret my words however they want.

Did you know that @howiemandel is The Muffin Man?

Whenever I am feeling down I attend a PTA meeting and realize, things could always be worse.

Right vs Left

You don’t realize how many people you HATE until you have to pick a name for your unborn child.

My dad is very demure and very mindful @howiemandel

Are you happily married or did your husband leave his dirty clothes on the floor NEXT TO the laundry hamper AGAIN?

Looking back at the time I told my husband we were expecting baby number two through a game of Pictionary

My personal hell: Watching my husband load the dishwasher and not saying anything because he is “trying” to help.

She’s flying

Telling my kids that they have 10 more minutes at the park is the equivalent of the bartender telling me that it’s last call at a bar.