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MrBeast reveals once enough airlines start using Starlink, he’ll only book flights that have it
“Oh this flight has an extra hour layover? I don’t care, there’s Starlink. I’ll sit in the back of the plane if it gives me Starlink. I really don’t care, Starlink is amazing”
“Most people listening probably haven’t used it but for reference when I filmed in Antarctica the only way to get any signal was Starlink. We had this four hour drive in the middle of Africa, you put Starlink on top of the car and you get perfect signal the entire ride”
“And I think what Elon Musk is accomplishing with SpaceX, there’s no doubt it’s going to fundamentally progress humanity in unfathomable ways. In our lifetime, someone’s going to go to Mars thanks to SpaceX, I really do believe that”
Ali G tells Mike Majlak to get back in the kitchen
Ali G: “You should be at your restaurant cleaning up. You should have a bit of pride in your business”
“Everybody out there, do you want to be a loser like this guy? If you start a business, you got to be there. Don't be here like mucking around”
Mike: “HBO dropped you like a bad habit. How's that for you?”
Ali G: “Seriously how has he got a podcast? He's got a terrible attitude”
Kimchi wants to buy a vintage Porsche and have the seats custom-wrapped by Bottega Veneta
Employee: “We do furniture so there's ways on how we can, like we can have conversations”
“I want to do the interior of a car”
Employee: “I will get that done for you if I can say to them, these are my clients. They love Bottega in every shape and form”
Threadguy explains why sliding into girls Instagram DMs has become almost impossible compared to a few years ago
“There was like three years where the method was IG swipe up. Exclusively IG swipe up”
“Now if you're swiping up on IG bro, it's gotta be like Shakespearean level to swipe up and hit now”
“You used to be able to just say like, ‘Yo, snap?’ and then you're hanging out the next day”
“Now swipe up is like swipe up with a Dior receipt or I don't want to talk to you”
Ali G reveals he used to be Prince Harry's dealer
Mike: “What did he buy?”
Ali G: “A bit of you know, kush, the local ganja and then we went to Wimbledon”
“You know the Royal Box there? I'm not talking about Kate’s…”
“We tried to get into the Royal Box. We didn't try and get into Kate’s... although me ain't saying that me hasn't”
“Prince Harry likes a bit of flavor. Perhaps Kate does as well. You know what I'm saying?”
Threadguy says people like Kimchi have completely ruined dating by flying girls around on private jets
“Honestly people like Kimchi ruined this. ‘Oh, I'll take you out on my private jet.’ It's like, what? Private jet? What are you talking about?”
“I love tricking but I know what I'm working with. We could go out and have some fun but the jet is like, it's like $40,000 to fly in a jet”
“The other thing is one, you gotta swipe up with financial means and then number two is you’re DMing 5 girls”
“You’re right Ansem it's hitting the group chat of like five. Five people are reading it”
“You're solo squads and the odds are not in your favor”
Ali G grills Mike Majlak for dating Lana Rhoades but never marrying her
Ali G: “You like boning the adult stars but when it come to the marriage, them ain't good enough for you”
“Somehow you want a girl from the Ivy Leagues. Me is just going to bone the adult stars but when it come to marriage, me gets a girl from Princeton”
“Did you marry her?”
Mike: “No we didn't marry. We boned a lot. That was pretty much it”
Ali G: “Was she good?”
Mike: “Yeah”
Ali G: “DON’T OBJECTIFY HER”
Threadguy crashes out on card grading companies relying on regular FedEx drivers to transport million dollar Pokémon cards saying they need armed security
“You think a FedEx driver's gonna put his life on the line for your Pikachu card? Are you insane?”
“A FedEx driver makes $27 an hour. You think he's putting his life on the line for your Gengar? Absolutely not”
“It is imperative that PSA has to lock in. They have to do these deliveries like they are Brinks trucks”
“How are you gonna ship a million dollars in product with no escort, nothing. It's crazy. Fatal, fatal, fatal flaw”