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Writer, Blacksmith, probably a Witch. My hair is poofy because it is full of Spoilers. https://teapaw.org/t.co/xRuLWrBeFN

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Joined August 2012
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Listen, that MAN can pry twitter from my cold dead hands, I will be here until the very end, to put the chairs on the table and turn out the lights BUT @JacksonEflin on Instagram
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Got hit on a bunch at the Kroger when I went for an ice run. They all clearly appreciate my work to defeat Ivan Ooze.
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It is slowly dawning on me that this is a Sinners themed party….a thing to which I did not know when I picked this outfit.
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Final Destinations I would like to see: - Premonition is had by Joan of Arc - Disaster in a Church - Loose remake of The Poseidon Adventure - Zoo-centered movie heavy on the Animal Kills that asks the fun question of “Do animals list in Death’s Design”
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Got to be there for someone who had NO IDEA about the twist at the end of 5…effervescent. Glorious. A strong argument for spoilers.
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We got to Bloodlines. Pour one out for Tony Todd, man.
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Wicker when Fifty Shades of Hay was right there
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You could kill like half the founding fathers by telling them this
Pope Leo will vote in the upcoming US midterm elections via a mail ballot in the Vatican. 🫵 Will YOU be at the polls on Tuesday, November 3, too?
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and Gilgamesh wept bitter tears, saying, "He who was my companion, through adventure and hardship, is gone forever."
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My tinfoil hat theory is that Alison HocusPocus is culturally but not spiritually Wiccan (and that we are in a Scooby Doo and the Witch’s Ghost-esque setting where Wicca as a Religion has been around a lot longer than it has in our world)
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Max Denison is so SOFT! He JUST WANTS FRIENDS. He wants to be LIKED.
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Using the power of Time Travel but for evil (making Ursula K Le Guin watch The Descendants)
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"Communication is a matter of patience and imagination. I would like to believe these are qualities we have in sufficient measure." Openly bawling and I'm ONE SCENE into "Darmok"
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rip to Patrick Stewart, one of the absolute best to ever do it
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Aleister Crowley was a Herman Melville variant. In this essay I will
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Sir Patrick Stewart describes his first experience of a Hamburger in America. (You’ll read this in his voice)
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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