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Gay nonfiction writer belonging to the Prairie Band Potawatomi Nation. Incurable night owl, wannabe seismologist. Associate Editor at @brokeassstuart.

San Francisco, California
Joined June 2009
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#BayArea #Earthquake Possible M5.1, epicenter near Brookdale north of Santa Cruz. Goooooood morning!
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Realtors should have to disclose if lesbian bed death occurred on the property
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Your mother was a spectacular woman before she exploded
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Me: I need to get to work. Also me: i WANT aTTENTION from MEN
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i bought a pack of those frozen jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches and the guy next to me said to his friend โ€œi always think of my 600 lb life when i see thoseโ€
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Would anyone like to try one of my famous angeled eggs? ๐Ÿ‘ผ
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*exhales* โ€œYโ€™know they burned through like, three dogs to make Air Budโ€
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Sugar Ray is my generation's Jimmy Buffett
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Good morning, #BayArea! Lovely #earthquake we were just treated to.
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Update: M4.6, epicenter in Berkeley, 4.8 miles below the Claremont Resort.
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EARTHQUAKE!!!!
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update: walls are fucked, shouldโ€™ve used timber rattlers
spice up your buildingโ€™s rodent extermination efforts with thirty-nine diamondback rattlesnakes in the walls
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spice up your buildingโ€™s rodent extermination efforts with thirty-nine diamondback rattlesnakes in the walls
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"Trump believes a handful of bunker busters finished off Iranโ€™s nuclear capabilities. That couldnโ€™t be further from the truth."โ  โ  brokeassstuart.com/2025/06/2โ€ฆ by @JacobKevin
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The first essay I sent out in over five years got picked up in March and is out today! Read โ€œWeekendersโ€ here: harpurpalate.binghamton.edu/โ€ฆ
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Right this moment I am living a dream. Iโ€™m up late writing in my downtown SF apartment. Itโ€™s raining outside and the love of my life is sound asleep behind me. The light is low, the jazz soft, and I am exactly where I should be.
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leaving my kids here lol!!! ๐Ÿ˜
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"An earthquake is a guest. Prepare for its arrival."โ  brokeassstuart.com/2025/01/1โ€ฆ by @JacobKevin
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By murdering teachers, professors, and academics, and demolishing schools, universities, and cultural landmarks, Israel has effectively stripped Gaza's students of their education, erasing both their past and future as part of a broader genocidal strategy.
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