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Schlater

@JacobSchlater

just trying to look cool online

 Cincinnati, OH
Joined March 2012
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Stop, drop, and roll is short for “STOP jerking off, DROP the gun, and ROLL me a blunt bruh”
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How many times will Joe Burrow get sacked tonight?
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i know at this point of the week meal preppers are gagging on their food
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No faster way to spread the word of God than with a Ferrari 458
CK (@charley_ck14) profile pictureCK@charley_ck1418 Jul 2021
Joel Osteen just spent $325,000 on a new Ferrari instead of helping the poor. It just goes to show you there's a sucker born again every minute.
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Grills are tools promoted by big steakhouse corps so your steak will never taste as good as theirs 👁
Josh Barro (@jbarro) profile pictureJosh Barro
@jbarro1 Jul 2021
Your grill is filthy, has poor temperature control, and for some idiot reason has the heating element *below* the food so fat drips into it and catches fire. There’s a better way to cook: In your kitchen. businessinsider.com/grilling…
Admit it: Grilling is bad

Admit it: Grilling is bad

Your grill is dirty, has poor temperature control, and allows fat to drip into the flame and flare up. So instead of grilling, just cook indoors.

businessinsider.com
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You’re steak is screaming in pain, surrounded by flames while mine is simply relaxing in a garlic butter jacuzzi
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At the Miami airport. There’s crumbs all over the floor and everyone is wearing Yeezy slides I just want to go home :(
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areu kiddig me
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I’m always making stuff, so on a long enough timeline I’ll eventually make something you like.
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tate@50FirstTates18 Apr 2021
saw a text and told myself i would reply later and forgot and now i haven’t spoken to my friends or family for 7 months hope they’re all doing okay
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Pete Davidson dragging Jake Paul is the perfect Saturday night. teapaw.org/defnoodles/status/1383…
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I can’t believe I bought dogecoin as a joke and now I’m up $50
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this would have me on the toilet fighting for my life
Vicky 🥀 (@xoxo_vict0ria) profile pictureVicky 🥀@xoxo_vict0ria14 Apr 2021
Iced coffee tasting? 🤤 I’m down!
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