sinclair had it coming.

asked a danny to sell me a pen because the Lash doesn't believe in "good salesman." ✨️ since then the Lash has invested thousands of dollars in fairfax pen stocks. what the fuck.

people ask me how to deal with imposter syndrome and i say that the Lash has never felt that before. but if i did, i'd say to keep on larping because despite what stupid people might tell you, the larp does have a limit. the larp ends when it becomes something truly REAL. ✨️

i used my boundless spirit to turn bebop into a metal cube! ✨️

so the Lash was dunking the enemy team, as per usual, when i saw the weirdest thing! it's like this weird combination of other people. so it had seven electricity, kelvin dome, it was rat king sized with the fur too, and was wearing a chimera mark 1!

got glitched through a doorman door again. surely this is bug abuse right? the Lash can't unstick either.

the Lash is quite fond of Kasane Teto. ✨️

y'all just montage clips to me. ✨️

rat king had it coming.

HELLOOOOOOOOO NURSE! ✨️

how many souls for this painting?

i bought this! ✨️

The LAASH will go to Staples and buy printing paper

i know this app loves me, but the church of Saint Lash can't accept donations. ✨️ y'know, the whole "massive timeline jump" thing... yeah! apparently the osic has laws for this too!

she better get my good side. just kidding, ahh, every side is my good side. ✨️

lenny's gonna lenny. queue the laugh track!

that cf3 skeleton knockoff with the jetpack stole my spirit per meter damage. fuuuuuck i know i should have patented it...

if yoshi didn't love me, he wouldn't have given me Lash Tower™. ✨️

to play the best, you got to be the best. ✨️

wishing for a world without bebop after the ritual tomorrow. no need to thank me! just a common courtesy anyone would've done it. ✨️