Not Costco inspecting the photo on my membership card like I might commit some sort of crime. Haven’t felt that much pressure with an ID since hitting up the bars in college.
*waiting to pour myself some coffee at Panera*
Woman: Sorry, I’m in your way.
Me: That’s ok. Take your time!
Woman: Unfortunately, I am.
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Just rewatched “She’s the Man” and was transported back to ‘06 when 14 year old me went home from the theater and immediately searched “Tanning Chatum” on Google because smartphones didn’t exist and I couldn’t remember his name in the credits. What a time!
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I think the Eagles are going to win the Super Bowl because Abbott Elementary is having its moment and it’s only fair to keep the momentum rolling.
If Beyoncé can be late to the Grammys—despite having all the money and resources in the world—we can all be a little late to work. At least that’s what I’ll tell myself tomorrow.
I’d like to have a chat with whoever decided to have the #GoldenGlobes on a Tuesday night.









