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Just wanted to say that I've been made an admin on this account, if any of you are interested.
I'd like to introduce everyone to our new admin, @JadedFanatic, who will be helping me schedule posts while I'm busy. She's very knowledgeable on RW and I know she'll make a fantastic addition to the...team! for lack of a better word.
Hmm...if Roulxs uses the thrash machine and states that it was abandoned...and the thrash machine has Vessel parallels...and your goal is to turn as many houses to your side as possible whilst preventing others from being lost...and there's an Everyduck...Oh, Gaster...
I'm not going to pretend there are no decent ideas in this (though they kind of verge to the obvious, tbh), but reading through and imagining a Roberts run of what Doctor Who would be like, it strikes me just how boring and dull it would actually be.
The BBC has binned its planned Doctor Who Christmas special and put the show 'out to tender'. This is a face-saving TV industry term for saying you've kicked an ailing show into the longest of grass, but don't want to enrage its most rabid fans.
Good luck with that, chaps. Essentially it translates as 'Somebody please, please take this nightmare off our hands'. It’s like one of those Facebook ads you see for a dog that needs rehousing because it barks all night, gnaws on toddlers, and has no control of its bowels, but is a total sweetie, honestly.
If by some bizarre quirk of circumstance I found myself the unwilling owner of the tender, I'd put Doctor Who on ice for at least a decade. Much has been written in the past few days about what happened to poor old Doctor Who, how the thing was revived in glory and then retoxified in shame.
As a former writer on Doctor Who, I was actually in the room when some of the mistakes were made. I offer the following suggestions – in a reflective but constructive spirit – for anybody barmy enough to take the thing on. (And yes, I broke many of these 'rules' myself, but I know better now.)
✍️ Gareth Roberts
Article | spectator.com/article/twenty…
The Doctor is haughty and arrogant, but that's never explored or analysed. The companion is the audience stand-in, as they have been for decades, and were under RTD2. "Death" is present, but as this is for children, it only ever comes for side-characters or B-tier villains.
We are rapidly burning through our reserves of Kane Parsons, and as such, the quality of their stocks are degrading.
Kane Parso is 10 years old.
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"Hey, who should we choose to be the head administrator of our international organization of peace, respect and prosperity?"
"I dunno, I'm split between the ex-Nazi war criminal and the guy who caused the massacre of student protestors"
Exclusive in the Telegraph live blog: Andy Burnham has now entered the Greggs at 421-22 Strand, has ordered a doughnut and a sausage roll and is currently chowing down on the next next to the entrance whilst texting his uncle about plans for an imminent holiday.
Exclusive in the @Telegraph live blog: Andy Burnham arrives at Euston Station just now amid chaos in No10
Pic: Belinda Jiao
telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/05…
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🚨🇬🇧 BREAKING: Hardline supporters of the “Starmnō jōi” (Revere the Prime Minister, Expel the Greens) movement
have attempted to seize control of Downing Street in order to force out Shōgun Shabana Mahmood
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IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING: fever, fatigue, muscle aches, dizziness, chills, vomiting, headaches, bleeding eyes, bleeding lungs etc. THEN IT IS YOUR DUTY TO GET ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW!!! GO TO AN AIRPORT AND START LICKING PEOPLE’S MOUTHS!!! THEIR SALIVA IS YOUR SALIVA!!!
In 1990, Noam Chomsky reacted to France prosecuting a Holocaust denier by comparing its government to Nazi Germany and the Stalinist USSR, and tried arguing that the denier was not anti-Semitic. Him being friends with Steve Bannon is surprising, but frankly, not shocking.





























