My daughter called me to ask about her 401K and I told her the world was ending and not to worry about it.....she did not like my humor or investment advice
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Hardest part of deer season isn’t the hunting it’s knowing you’ve been stalking an 8 point all year … then you go on say Alabama Whitetail Facebook group and some sorority girl got put on an absolute fuckin bruiser stud by her girldad in between a nail appointment & Starbs run.
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"Fight them over there and you won't have to fight them here"
The greatest lie ever sold to a generation.
They are now here. They are now in positions of power
They are now your lawmakers.
God save America.
Nice!
Tennessee’s deer hunting season was open for the kid-o’s only this weekend. Congrats to my little buddy Doodle bug! Got a nice doe. #TNDeerhunting
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My wife’ll show you the candy station on your way up the driveway and you can have all the snickers you want. But you have to say trick or treat. You see, Jarquavious, I can deal with the pillow case candy buckets and the faint odor of weed and the Bluetooth speaker playing in your mom’s Kia Sportage. I don't want money and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty Black Panther costume and with your public school mouth extend me some fucking courtesy! You gotta say trick or treat.




















