Jake Engel retweeted
AJ Brown went from slants, hitches, and drops with a bad attitude in Philadelphia
To slants, hitches, and drops with a bad attitude in New England.
Tough scene.
Jake Engel retweeted
i just turned that $78 draftkings gave me into $74 and cashed out early 😂 a win is a win 🔥
Someone needs to be fired for this, what the fuck.
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days.
Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.
Jake Engel retweeted
Every time Britain Covey gets hit I think “that’s the hardest anyone’s ever been hit ever” and then he gets hit even harder the next time.
Jake Engel retweeted
Eagles predictions for this week
- We go into the game expected to lose by 30
- We go into half up 27-10
- We fail to get a 1st down in the 2nd half, have -4 net yards, and lose 29-27 in last minute
- Saquon to return for week 7
- 30 mins after Saquon news we find out Hurts died
Jake Engel retweeted
Hurts gives his all to the game. Does everything to win. Says the right things. Always classy and respectful.
Now he might need blood thinners and potentially be at risk for an extended, indefinite time.
And there are people actually mocking him.
The world is f*cked.
#Eagles
Jake Engel retweeted
BREAKING: #Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni is expected to coach Sunday after dealing with mild retardation throughout the week.
Jake Engel retweeted
if i had a 100 bullets and both Nick Sirianni and Adolf Hitler were in front of me, i’d shoot Nick 50 times and save the other 50 for when i see Jihaad Campbell
Jake Engel retweeted
The NFC East winning 0 games on a week in which two teams played each other feels like a pretty good encapsulation of the division at the moment
Jake Engel retweeted
IN DRUNKEST DAY
TIL I BLACKOUT AT NIGHT
NO LIQUOR SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT
LET THOSE WHO WORSHIP THE PEDESTRIANS RIGHTS
BEWARE MY TIRES AND HEADLIGHTS
Jake Engel retweeted
should I REALLY remake the chargers schedule release video in halo?
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