Well.

Joined December 2015
Replying to @JRVCarroll
@JRVCarroll saying “Well” was the best moment of my weekend
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Jake Engel retweeted
beer only damages the liver of those who are evil and wicked. if you have a kind soul alcohol cannot harm you
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Heard it here first @AgChainCowboy
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AJ Brown went from slants, hitches, and drops with a bad attitude in Philadelphia To slants, hitches, and drops with a bad attitude in New England. Tough scene.
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i just turned that $78 draftkings gave me into $74 and cashed out early 😂 a win is a win 🔥
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Always put my trust in God, Why would I stop now ..
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Whatever the future holds… We witnessed this. 💚
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Merrill Reese: “I care more about Jalen than I do about football right now.” ♥️
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Someone needs to be fired for this, what the fuck.
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.
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Every time Britain Covey gets hit I think “that’s the hardest anyone’s ever been hit ever” and then he gets hit even harder the next time.
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Eagles predictions for this week - We go into the game expected to lose by 30 - We go into half up 27-10 - We fail to get a 1st down in the 2nd half, have -4 net yards, and lose 29-27 in last minute - Saquon to return for week 7 - 30 mins after Saquon news we find out Hurts died
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Breaking News: Lorrie make an appearance on a ZB album
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Hurts gives his all to the game. Does everything to win. Says the right things. Always classy and respectful. Now he might need blood thinners and potentially be at risk for an extended, indefinite time. And there are people actually mocking him. The world is f*cked. #Eagles
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BREAKING: #Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni is expected to coach Sunday after dealing with mild retardation throughout the week.
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if i had a 100 bullets and both Nick Sirianni and Adolf Hitler were in front of me, i’d shoot Nick 50 times and save the other 50 for when i see Jihaad Campbell
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Jake Engel retweeted
The NFC East winning 0 games on a week in which two teams played each other feels like a pretty good encapsulation of the division at the moment
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Eagles RB by week 7
Eagles RB Will Shipley is headed to the locker room.
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He tweeting from the locker room
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Jake Engel retweeted
IF YOU’RE AWAKE, GIMME A “GO BIRDS”
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Jake Engel retweeted
IN DRUNKEST DAY TIL I BLACKOUT AT NIGHT NO LIQUOR SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT LET THOSE WHO WORSHIP THE PEDESTRIANS RIGHTS BEWARE MY TIRES AND HEADLIGHTS
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should I REALLY remake the chargers schedule release video in halo? yes yes yesyes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yesye yes yes yes yes yesyes
should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo? yes yes yesyes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yesye yes yes yes yes yesyes
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