@JakeMattera

‘A Soft One’ Available Everywhere

 Philadelphia
jakemattera.com
Joined February 2010
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Here’s my full special for free. Share it with 15 friends or something bad will happen. youtu.be/_0pg26wMXp0
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PLEASE SHARE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Portland I’ll see you Sunday! And let me know if you’ve seen Jimothy recently!
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Geraldo@voiceofgeraldoSep 21
Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation
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Just ran out of glove compartment hot dogs 😭
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Gettin’ Hubified tn #iykyk
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TGIF
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Hubie season is upon us.
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New Lil Stinkers ep just dropped. Anthony “the Ant” Spilotro Link below. Check it out. @mikerainey82 @jonnydelco youtu.be/_S0u2zn4MOs?is=dh4n…

Anthony “Tony the Ant” Spilotro

Tony the Anthony? That’s what I thought, too. This crazy Chicago mf...

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12 hours until TIRES: SEASON 3 is on Netflix
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If I send this to you- you’re dangerously close to being annihilated.
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Thought my local 4th of July parade was underwhelming until I learned that the parade was cancelled and I was just watching kids on electric scooters holding up traffic
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Jake Mattera retweeted
Michael Rainey
@mikerainey82Jul 1
New Stinkers out now. This lil mf got me smmfh. Watch it here: youtu.be/vK2tQh6lpLk?is=OkCM…
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If anybody needs me, I’ll be selling glow sticks on the White House lawn.
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This MF
Michael Rainey
@mikerainey82May 19
Can’t believe @JakeMattera is in cahoots with Kars 4 Kids. youtu.be/lnU9uvRe4GA?si=0_Ca…
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Signing up for a comedy competition
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Oh fuuuuuuuhhhh
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I legit read this headline and thought the horse was fined. 'Great White is fine after throwing his jockey and getting scratched late from the Kentucky Derby' seattlepi.com/sports/great-w…

Great White is fine after throwing his jockey and getting scratched late from the Kentucky Derby

Great White is doing well after flipping before the Kentucky Derby, throwing his jockey and getting scratched minutes before the Triple Crown race, trainer John Ennis said. The big gray gelding who...

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After all these years, maybe Joel Embiid just needed his appendix out.
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Who’s ready to iGniTe the oRaNgE?
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Jake Mattera retweeted
Taryn Hatcher@TarynNHatcherApr 23
Replying to @WAZ_525
Babe, I will drag your ass all the way to a Philadelphia sewer and swirly you there. Don’t start with me today.
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