@JakeSwope

3x Grand Rapids Friend Group Monthly Poker Champion 4x Discord With Kids From High School Weekly Poker Champion

 Grand Rapids, MI
Joined January 2012
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Still can't believe I see tweets about people pissed off they didn't learn how to do their taxes in high school. Its fuckin simple, let me teach you real quick: Step 1. Get your W-2s Step 2. Give those to your dad Simple as that idiots. – at Houghton, MI
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Big Beautiful Bill was a line cook I worked with who hit on 16 year old servers.
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No idea what happened with my algorithm, but I've been getting Instagram reels using family guy characters to explain the Islamic concept of not using the N word.
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I was created in a lab to never forget 9/11 better and harder than everyone else.
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Moving to Portland soon and found one of the most heinous apartments while searching online. They advertised on their website that they have hardwood floors. – at Mount Pleasant, MI
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Saw two separate stray cats on my walk home from the bar tonight, my cup truly runneth over
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Pope@punishedpope4 Mar 2024
floridians should have to bow and press their foreheads to the ground when anyone from an actual state walks past them.
Pop Crave
@PopCrave3 Mar 2024
The Miami Beach government has released a commercial aimed at deterring spring breakers from visiting.
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Hello old friend
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trap dad
@dude_gang19 Jan 2024
in the orgy padding my stats during garbage time
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niy@unfazedniy8 Jan 2024
yall eat pussy ?
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Found with old photos, my dad from the top rope with the hostage letter rizz.
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Upon further reflection this morning after last night I will be doing a dry January, no further questions at this time.
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My grandpa keeps naming female billionaires and their net worths with no explanation as to why he went down this road. So far a Christmas for the books.
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Merry Christmas to all and I would like to reminds everyone once again that real vanilla extract has the same alcohol content as vodka and is legal for minors to buy. Happy Holidays and drink up kids!
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stay strong, Shinji, don’t let them get you down
5 panel meme 1: misato from NGE saying: Santa Claus isn’t real 2: Asuka from NGE saying: grow up, idiot Shinji 3: Rei from NGE saying: we’re the ones who buy all your gifts 4: Shinji from NGE saying: no you’re wrong! 5: all 3 women standing around crying Shinji wearing a Santa hat, Shinji says: why would someone else eat his cookies and milk?

ALT 5 panel meme 1: misato from NGE saying: Santa Claus isn’t real 2: Asuka from NGE saying: grow up, idiot Shinji 3: Rei from NGE saying: we’re the ones who buy all your gifts 4: Shinji from NGE saying: no you’re wrong! 5: all 3 women standing around crying Shinji wearing a Santa hat, Shinji says: why would someone else eat his cookies and milk?

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Double XP Creed weekend starts now. Every Creed stream, every Bud Heavy drank, and every minute spent mad chilling in a garage counts as double until Monday.
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RedditCFB
@RedditCFB3 Dec 2023
One of the best things about sports is their incredible ability to teach lessons about life to people of all ages. For example, the world is unjust and the rules are different for those with more money.
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White uncles on Thanksgiving after three bud heavys:
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Can't sleep because my brain wanted to know if MJR theaters had t-shirts for sale and then I needed to design one quick because they don't.
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Updated the shirt for my fellow theme song clap enthusiasts
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