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Jake

@Jake_Engle

just a boy trying not to scream

 Washington, DC
Joined December 2011
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Archibald just broke out of his fancy new crate but there are worse ways to wake up I suppose
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I am personally always a little skeptical when I see people suddenly become experts on the topic du jour among the donor class—send tweet.
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The foldable iPhone is kind of like an unemployed person’s idea of what would be useful to a busy person
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It’s time to call in reinforcements
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Talk of the Charts (@talkofthecharts) profile pictureTalk of the Charts
@talkofthechartsSep 7
Ella Langley’s “Choosin’ Texas” will spend a 22nd week at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100, aiming for 300 points per early forecasts. It will tie Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” as the longest-running #1 hit in Hot 100 history.
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Honestly maybe I peaked during the times table tests in fourth grade
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Enough discourse for me—back to regularly scheduled programming!
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveApr 14
Madonna teases ‘Confessions On A Dance Floor 2’ on her website.
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As a Party, we need to get smarter about how we integrate AI… & also it’s genuinely perplexing to see a bunch of self-employed talking heads appear genuinely confused that the DNC—with all its data and compliance needs—doesn’t have the same tech policies as their bedroom.
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Implementing AI in ways that are secure and standardized, without sacrificing on strategy and values, is actually hard! And that’s even more reason why it needs to be a priority.
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I fear real people should do campaign work, actually! Analysis, strategy, and voter contact. 🤯
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NO! MORE! DISCOURSE! NO! MORE! DISCOURSE!
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Hasan is a very handsome man and I wish I would stop seeing tweets about him every time I open this app
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There are plenty of helpful body image conversations to have—race, wealth, access, etc. But also … are some of you maybe anti-GLP-1 because you’re experiencing status anxiety now that thinness is becoming devalued social capital?
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what if we all spoke with less authority on everything
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death by 2016 nostalgia
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hooyah Navy
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maybe I should give religious psychosis a spin tbh
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so true music.apple.com/us/album/nob…
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good here
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DC really is such a pretty city. It’s a shame it’s totally intolerable in almost every other way.
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craigslist dot missed connections dot Nashville dot com or whatever — come back to AJ’s !!!!
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If you’re here for the Young R*public*ns convention and you want to debate me come to Alan Jackson’s bar 📍Nashville, TN
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“They gon’ have to send their best fighter for the champ” - @NICKIMINAJ
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