@Jake_Ohrin

Banned 3x | @Orioles @Ravens | *FOUNDER* of the “EDC The 🐐 Cult”| #OriolesMagic Is Alive Again | Pronouns: Ball/Knower | Celebrity Crush = Tanka Jahari

 Baltimore, MD
Joined July 2024
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Hot take: James McCann a bigger loss than Tony Taters
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Justin is gonna kick a game winning field goal against us and just start busting nuts all over our players…no doubt in my mind that is how our season is ending
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This is the worst news ever…my heart can’t take it anymore 😭😭😭 THE GOAT ON AND OFF THE FIELD…HOW COULD YOU
Ari Meirov
@MySportsUpdate2h
Just in: The #Chiefs are signing K Justin Tucker, per @SamMcDowell11. He will start on the practice squad with Harrison Butker's recent struggles.
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God I wanna get my hopes up so bad and you know what…I’m gonna
Kyle Goon@kylegoonOct 27
“In baseball circles, which is a long way from Twitter, we know that Mike is one of the best in the game.” — new Os GM Jared Banner
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Fixed it
Jordan@OnlyTheRavensOct 26
Your 2026 highest paid Ravens currently …. 🫪😂
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My cults time is ticking by the second and frankly I’m running out of energy and excuses. People are running out of patience, myself included. I won’t be doling out apologies yet, but that time is rapidly approaching….
Siv@siva2_Oct 26
EDC knows his time is running out unless things change. Remember the Steve presser w/ EDC right next to him? The implication was EDC is on the clock. "I know that Eric has been very introspective about his failures & how they contributed to our dear friend being shown the door."
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Don’t care, I wanna know what happened in the second half
Jeff Zrebiec
@jeffzrebiecOct 25
Minter said they’ll know more about Lamar’s status for Buffalo over the next couple of days.
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I took a viagra and it got stuck in my throat….ive had a stiff neck for hoursss
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EDC The 🐐 retweeted
Orioles Theory
@OsTheoryOct 23
After a month break, we’re back! We’ll be going live shortly to give our Baltimore Orioles 2026 Season Awards: • MVP • Cy Young • ROTY • Breakout Player of the Year • Reliever of the Year • Silver Slugger • Gold Glove Tune in 👀 #Birdland
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Honestly if you never played NFL Street for the PS2 all ur football takes are invalid to me
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I have no skin in the college football game but my god has this been fucking crazyyyyyy 🫣🤣
FL Cracker
@FlCracker84Oct 21
Heard some Pedo from the Miami fanbase is getting dragged and all he can do is say "screenshot". What's that about??
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Just got chickFla breakfast for the first time ever….this shit better be smacking
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Bring back my GOAT
Aaron Wilson
@AaronWilson_NFLOct 20
#Dolphins workout went excellently today for five-time All-Pro #Ravens kicker Justin Tucker, hitting field goals from 68 yards along with 65 yards, two 60-yarders, two 55-yarders, went 11 for 12, made all of his 50-plus kicks. Team wound up signing Zane Gonzalez, who was drafted by #Browns when special teams coach Chris Tabor was in Cleveland.
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EDC The 🐐 retweeted
Baltimore Orioles
@OriolesOct 19
Jared Banner has been named our next General Manager. Welcome to Birdland, Jared!
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It’s telling when you hate your own fanbase 🤣🤣🤣
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Can’t score 10 points in the first 2 drives and than nothing after and expect it win. Defense played great, offense didn’t hold their end of the bargain…on to Cincy I guess
EDC The 🐐@Jake_OhrinOct 18
Welp this game is over
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Welp this game is over
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Tyler…..
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Exactly how I pictured the fucker to look like….bring back public executions
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Rap god for a reason 🤫
ANGELO
@Tha_realangeloOct 13
I'm like a R-A-P-E-R (yeah) Got so many S-As . Wait, he didn't just spell the word, "Rapper" and leave out a P, did he? Yep. R.I.P., rest in peace, Biggie And Pac, both of y'all should be living . But I ain't tryna beef with him. 'Cause he might put a hit on me like , "Keefe D, get him". Damn So Eminem was right?😭😭
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What the hell is happening on the TL today? looks like we’re in a full blown war
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