genius thousandaire gentleman philanthropist || parody account to my employers

Joined November 2014
Hoopsday has arrived. NBA basketball is back ⌛️
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Lou Whitaker should be immortalized beside Alan Trammell in Cooperstown. I’m not sure any player was ever shafted worse by the writers. Sweet Lou received a paltry 2.9% of the vote and was off the ballot in one year. That’s an unfunny joke and more people need to talk about it.
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Film session w/ Coach 30 - #DallasCowboys vs. #TampaBayBucs
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My Belgian Shepherd wrote this, sorry y’all
A surprising new study finds that people who sleep near their dogs don’t experience disrupted sleep. If anything, the University of Toronto researchers discovered, we humans are the ones disturbing our dogs’ sleep. nbcnews.com/health/health-ne…
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Hey @MLB I thought I was the only person allowed to fuck @JustinVerlander ?! What 2 writers didn't have him on their ballot?
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I’m not — no I am crying, and so are you
Justin Verlander says goodbye to his teammates And then holds his daughter’s hand as he leaves the mound 🥹
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Oh man. When JV sees his daughter run out...
Justin Verlander says goodbye to his teammates And then holds his daughter’s hand as he leaves the mound 🥹
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Just like that I’m forced to grow up. Planned on hanging on until 40 until I admitted my childhood is done
"I am, and always will be, a Detroit Tiger." Justin Verlander addresses Tigers fans prior to tonight's game 🥹
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*should kick FG* “Throw it up to Julio. I can do that coach” There’s a life metaphor in there somewhere
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Just listened to Chris Collinsworth out coach CP What a bad game in all phases - play calling included
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The way @MrGo30 is about to have a field day with this rep 😮‍💨
“CFB27 blocking is unrealistic” Actual College Football plays:
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*Week 1* Cowboys Predictions: - 53 Man - 49 Man active (with emergency 3rd QB) - Practice Squad
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**emphasis on “Week 1” to save myself from the classic cut Long Snapper and Punter to make the first 53 These are my predictions kickoff for game 1
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BIG WIN!!! So proud of our @3BRANDRacing team & partners! Our Owners @DangeRussWilson & @Ciara Our amazing Trainer Whit Beckman! Our unbelievable Jockey Edgar! And most importantly our colt Champion! “CLUB REIGN! 🐎🥇🏆 Thanks Saratoga for an amazing day at Travers!
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Page 47 been on my mind for too many years. LFG
‘NATIONAL TREASURE 3’ is officially in the works, confirms director. Nicolas Cage set to return. (Via: inquirer.com/entertainment/n…)
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Been waiting for the day Jimmy Tatro joins a cinematic universe ever since Life of Jimmy & Real Bros of SV. Let’s go!!! #GiveHimAnXMenNext
The People Vs Gorilla Grodd, the new show from DC Studios, is coming to HBO Max. Our first foray into the true crime genre.  From the creators of American Vandal, starring Skyler Gisondo as Jimmy Olsen, Jimmy Tatro as Gorilla Grodd, Beck Bennett as Steve Lombard, Mikaela Hoover as Cat Grant, & Wendell Pierce as Perry White. Additional cast includes Mary Holland, Eduardo Franco, Dan Perrault & Arian Moayed. Along with Lanterns, this was one of the shows Peter & I pitched to WBD before we came on board. With Tony and Dan at the helm, it's something truly special.
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Tough to know any full truth on trade rumors. But a non willingness to give up any of your top 3 prospects + 2nd best young SP is an understandable deal breaker
The Brewers told the Tigers the following players were off limits in a trade for Tarik Skubal, per @JeffPassan - Jesus Made - Cooper Pratt - Luis Lara - Logan Henderson
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This is sick. Now how do we replicate blinding sunlight around the 40?
CeeDee Lamb catching passes with a net over his head via @VoiceOfTheStar
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No shot this is the graphic guy for this stat 🤦‍♂️ come on @ESPNInsights
The Tigers have a 3.44 ERA among their starters 👏 It's the 3rd best in MLB this season behind the Brewers (3.36) and Dodgers (3.42) 😤
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