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21 ~ #NUFC @fanalysisapp ~ Follow for my tactical analysis and opinions. Writer for @NUFCblogcouk ✍️

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CONTROLLED CHAOS My first long-read is out. On Newcastle United 2.0: analysis of the start to the season, the intelligence of Sean Steur and Nico Gonzalez, Joe Willock’s resurgence, Rory Finneran at Notts County and a bit of vibe scouting on Martin Baturina. Enjoy! 🔗👇 #NUFC
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Fair play this is up there with one of the most embarrassing things I’ve seen a Premier League club do
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@AstonVillaOct 30
Aston Villa will initiate legal action against Jamie Carragher for his unacceptable insults about the Club and its fans. Aston Villa will not allow anyone to stop our ascension in English and European football. Nassef Sawiris, Chairman
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What? Hahahahahah
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@AstonVillaOct 30
Aston Villa will initiate legal action against Jamie Carragher for his unacceptable insults about the Club and its fans. Aston Villa will not allow anyone to stop our ascension in English and European football. Nassef Sawiris, Chairman
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He’s a dodgy finisher Barry but he’s got really good tools as a Cf, his movement for Everton’s third was really nice, caused Burn to overcommit thinking he was going to run near post. Gave him enough separation to get the shot off.
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Thierno Barry… Top top cf display so far, link play has been top, done so well in his aerial duels and caused De Ligt problems. Great presser as well, always blocking off lanes and active in doing so. Goals will come for him
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He’s smart Pickford because now he knows Joelinton will play on Monday. Advantage Everton
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Gooooood striker Wissa promising signs
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We’ve got cheerleaders not leaders. They can do all the performative shite for the camera but when it comes to take action on the pitch and lead by example they are anonymous. #nufc
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Still shit
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This refereeing performance should be used as motivation for our relegation scrap #NUFC
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BACK IN THE CUP 🏆 IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY! ⚔️🐓
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When’s the last time the PL champions have been involved in a cup upset this big?
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It’s funny this Man City stuff. They’re painted as the villains of the league and have done unimaginable damage to English football. But a few years ago a certain 6 clubs tried to join the Super League and ruin domestic football as we know it.
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@KayLFC05_Oct 27
Do you know how much of a 🔔🔚 you have to be to make Papa Pincus sound reasonable??? My goodness, City fans are so out of touch. Look at how rattled he got😂😂
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I’m obviously not directing this at the fans but this video is a good representation of how football feels towards Man City right now but them clubs have absolutely no leg to stand on because what they attempted to do was a million times worse.
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These clubs don’t give one about fairness, football has been unfair forever. They just want to protect themselves and their status quo.
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We are pleased to announce the appointment of Tomás Amaral as the club's new Head of First Team Recruitment. Tomás arrives with extensive experience across European football, having built a reputation for talent identification, market intelligence and strategic squad planning through roles in Portugal, Spain and Russia. Welcome to the club, Tomás 🙌
Tomás Amaral, Head of First Team Recruitment.

ALT Tomás Amaral, Head of First Team Recruitment.

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Jose Mourinho "One To One" with Harry Kane. Mourihno knew it before everybody else
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🧵In Mathias Jaissle’s pre match press conference, @CharIieBennett asked a great chain of questions with one in particular referring to Newcastle’s vulnerability to transitions. Jaissle response was Newcastle need to be stronger in the counter press and “lock opponents in” 1/ #NUFC
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Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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