Jake ledesma

Don't show me your dick and don't go crazy on the spices bitch

@emilinamylover are you watching dexter?

Unless you enjoy your hearing

I feel very sorry for whoever didn't make it to @CageTheElephant today

My face melted and was left on the floor tonight at Calvin Harris, I'm a flower child in bloom

No its liquor day. I'm not stopping till the sun goes down and comes back up

It's liquor day

It takes two or more broken hearts to mend one

Dad?

Thanks Blake Shelton for the best bj ever

Blake Shelton texted me last night asking to suck my cock

Suck a dick

Because beer is the only thing that will fix other problems caused by beer

Seriously it's urgent.

Someone bring me paper towels and a beer