🇵🇭🇨🇦 08 | 50% curiosity, 30% random thoughts, 20% kalokohan. Don't take everything too seriously.

Joined August 2026
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Anong brand ng mens underwear ang pinakacomfortable para sayo?
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Ouh laki naman, kumusta naman po ngayon?
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Mga 25-ish mga 100k yata credit limit nun.
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My iPhone Duo video went viral, so I'm giving away 100 iPhones on X 😛
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HAHAHA may built-in rinse cycle pala, tapos may time challenge pa bago matapos 😭
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Para makatulong mabawasan ang amoy—habang natutunaw yung yelo, may paunti-unting banlaw din. Bonus na lang yung side quest: tunawin lahat ng yelo bago ka matapos 😭
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So basically, it’s self-draining too. Whoever designed this really thought of everything 😂
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One feature I don't see mentioned is that it creates a constant slow draining effect as the ice melts.
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Literally cool Hahah
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It Makes pissing cool 😎 🥶
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The Filipino energy transcends language haha😭
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I don't speak a fucking word of Tagalog but I understood every word of that without the auto translate.
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Your guess was right HAHAHA 😭
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To reduce the smell ig
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HAHAHA the keg refill station took me out 😭😂
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That’s not ice for the urinal. That’s the Bud Light keg refilling station. 🍺😂
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you’re right bro
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Makes it stink less
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HAHAHA gusto mo yung parang bubuhayin ka ulit sa sobrang diin
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How about now po?
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23. Hahaha. Actually, credit card siya ng home credit. Yung inanu kong laptop, yung pagbayad naging credit card siya hahaha i think like 20k something yung credit limit nun, since yun ang price nung laptop HAHAHA
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HAHAHA baka hindi massage ang kailangan mo, lambing lang 😭😂 Soft pressure na nga lang, masakit pa rin pala
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Soft! Pero sobrang sensitive ko kasi like hindi ko naeenjoy ang massage talaga 😭 nasasaktan ako dami ko na natry di siya talaga enjoyable for me wahaha
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Depends po sa MT at sa pressure na gusto mo. Try to explore din kung ano pinaka-comfortable at satisfying for you
Masarap ba to sa pakiramdam?
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ako hahaha
anong mas masarap, ampalaya o ako? 😊😊✌🏻
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Sana ito rin po
well, this is kinda true. i hope sa next season yung hindi talaga natin kilala. yun sanang mga 500 friends lang sa facebook ganun.
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HAHAHA extra hard talaga, gusto mo yatang i-reset buong katawan mo sa isang session😅
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K4bit ka cguro hahahaha
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Bigla nlng sya umalis at nagmamadali
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Medium lang ako, gusto ko yung ramdam yung pressure pero relaxing pa rin, hindi yung parang makikipag-away na sa massage therapist😅
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Hard pressure for me! I need to feel like they’re literally kneading my soul back into my body. Otherwise, parang hinahaplos lang ako, hindi nakaka-relax. 😂😂Ikaw ba, mahilig ka sa sakit o yung chill lang?
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True, depende rin talaga sa massage therapist. Basta marunong makiramdam at alam kung saan dapat mag-focus
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Medium to hard depende pa din sa MT
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