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Jake Crooks ⚫⚪

@Jakeholio
 Limavady Northern Ireland
Joined January 2018
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NUFC OPINIONS@Nufc_opinions_Nov 8
Can't stand Murphy. 1 good goal doesn't make up for months of your normal shite, coward. And to cup your ears to loyal fans that travel all over the country, read the room. #nufc #newcastle #united
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@bbcnewcastleNov 7
Jacob Murphy has spoken about Newcastle's draw with Fulham, his wonder goal and his role in the squad 🎧 Listen to more: bbc.in/4zwxBGe #NUFC | @Raisbeck10
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Not good enough for us though cos we have Osula ( I am one of the guilty parties)
Manchester United (@ManUtd) profile pictureManchester United
@ManUtd23h
Jackson scores for the visitors, 0-2.
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Mark Robson@mark_robson10Nov 7
Osula 🥴 THE most unintelligent footballer/striker. Unable to hold the ball up (Fulham’s goal came from him), bizarre, ineffective runs, no anticipation or sharpness in the box, CB’s get it easy. We’re carrying him every game. Only here for the TikTok likes n lols #NUFC
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LeLouvre@LeLouvreNov 7
But, but the Osula song and memes….
Lee Johnson ⚫️⚪️ UP THE MAGS (@lee1892Johnson) profile pictureLee Johnson ⚫️⚪️ UP THE MAGS@lee1892JohnsonNov 7
Aye fuck it recall him in January or buy an actual centre forward #nufc
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Most punchable face in the league
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Tony@toonyjatNov 7
if Murphy was a jew, he would've survived the Holocaust. He does absolutely nothing yet ends up on the team sheet.
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GEORDIE MAG@GeordieMAG_Nov 2
£15m rejected for Jacob Murphy ❌ £18m rejected for Joe Willock ❌ £30m rejected for Will Osula ❌ Absolutely lifting business from #nufc
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0 shots on target btw
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GH@NE3NUFCNov 2
Replying to @CraigHope_DM
The fact we are pinning our hopes on Osula as the answer when we’ve spent over £150m on forwards is absolutely terrifying
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The Best
@TheBestqueenxOct 25
It remains the best video about addiction that has ever been created.
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Replying to @Memecastle_Utd
When you spend more than us, that's cheating. When we spend more than you, they're the rules.
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Rachel ❤️
@RachelMcXeSep 29
I miss when leftists were tree huggers and not Islam loving retards
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Mayowa@AMSMayowaSep 22
Replying to @FabrizioRomano
He won the World Cup and didn’t dedicate it to Africa. People of Congo were getting killed and he said nothing. Suddenly he cares about Africa? Lmao
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Aged like milk
Jamie Ohara (@Mrjamieohara1) profile pictureJamie Ohara@Mrjamieohara1Sep 18
Up the Bees 🐝
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colin oliver@100MagpieSep 13
We are the most embarrassing fanbase going. He hired a super agent to force a move to Arsenal for a fee lower than the club wanted. Stop being pathetic little cucks man
Toon Polls (@ToonPolls) profile pictureToon Polls
@ToonPollsSep 12
Bruno taunting the mackems haha. Forever a small club.
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The__Farmster@The__FarmsterSep 13
DO NOT FALL FOR IT HE WANTS AN EASY RIDE WHEN HE COMES BACK HE GOT TWO SUPER AGENTS, APPROACHED ARSENAL AND THREATENED TO GO ON STRIKE Do not allow him to gaslight you into giving him an easy ride when he comes back to play against #NUFC
𝗧𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 #𝗡𝗨𝗙𝗖 (@ToonTakeover_) profile picture𝗧𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 #𝗡𝗨𝗙𝗖
@ToonTakeover_Sep 13
No f*cking way.... 🤣🤣🤣 He genuinely posted this on his Instagram. 🇧🇷 🤏 ⚫⚪ #NUFC
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NUFCThreatLevel@NUFCThreatLevelSep 12
Bruno giving it the ‘you are small’ celebration. He’s trying to win you, you dear reader, back.
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Oli@WokeOliSep 10
“Not all disabilities are visible!” No shit but u really don’t need to park any closer to the shop just cos you have arthritis in ya hands or some made up illness. We need a scrutable framework for disability severity/impact. Too many pisstakers lumped in with the genuine needy
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Can't believe we turned down a profit on a terrible 30+ Yr old last year of his contract Jacob Murphy All cos people find him funny in the dressing room
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There most be some repressed trauma when it comes to Bournemouth
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