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Retard alert : climate change worried about his sons future , before this take place , his son will be under SHARIA LAW !!
Hahaha, big lad! 😂🍺
Jackie Broon's spotted Ricky Gervais coming to Newcastle on 10 December, and it's SOLD OOT!
Here's one for Jackie:
“ALREET RICKY GERVAIS, YA BONNIE LAD! NEWCASTLE'S SOLD OOT! HOW'S ABOUT A COUPLE OF FREE TICKETS FOR JACKIE BROON AND HIS BULLDOG? I'LL EVEN BUY YE A PINT! GAN ON, DON'T BE TIGHT!” 🤣🍻
Shall we do a Jackie Broon cartoon in his pub, holding Ricky's tour poster, with his bulldog beside him begging for tickets?
🎩 THE ADVENTURES OF MR TWIST! 🇺🇦💰
🥺 "Please sir, can I have some more?"
💰 "MORE?! You've already had the soup, the kitchen and half the bloody workhouse!"
🐀 Meanwhile, the rats are having a three-course banquet!
🎭 CHARLES DICKENS COULDN'T HAVE WRITTEN THIS ONE!
🇬🇧 British Banter Unfiltered — political satire.
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🇬🇧🐀 ANDY PANDY PUDDLING PIE! 🎶
Kissed a ginger growler, made her secretary of state!
Meanwhile, the Rat King sits upon his throne,
Building an army to call his own! 🐀👑
Westminster's turned into a pantomime,
Same old circus, just more rats this time!
🎪 SAME CLOWNS. SAME CHAOS. MORE RATS!
🤣 British Banter Unfiltered — where politics meets the madhouse!
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🇬🇧 HOW OUT OF TOUCH CAN BRITISH POLITICS GET?! 🤡
Britain's falling apart, public services are struggling, and ordinary people are sick of being ignored.
Meanwhile, Westminster's biggest concern seems to be whether you've got your headphones on! 🎧🤣
Never mind the headphones — how about tackling the actual antisocial behaviour?!
Different parties, same circus. Just different clowns! 🎪🤡
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🚨 NEW WEST WORLD ORDER! 🐷🇬🇧
Forget CCTV, burglar alarms and expensive security!
For just a few bags of pig feed, you can have 200 angry porkers guarding your property! 🤣
No passwords, no subscriptions, no nonsense!
Trespassers beware — the bacon bites back! 🐷💥
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🇫🇷🐷 BREAKING NEWS FROM PARIS! 🐷🇫🇷
France unveils its latest street-cleaning programme!
Forget the council workers, forget the expensive machinery…
RELEASE THE PIGS! 🐽💨
They'll eat anything, clear the rubbish and even provide their own fertiliser!
PARIS — THE CITY OF LIGHTS, NOW THE CITY OF OINKS! 🤣
😂🐷 Who needs a street sweeper when you've got 10,000 hungry pigs?
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