Jaled

Language is nothing but glorified beatboxing

She such a bad بِه

Relentless curiosity and delusional optimism

انا خالد صالح في تمن دستة اشرار

اتحسس شامات جراح فؤادي الملتئمة

God forbid a man feels a bit cunty

Certified metrosexual

سفير جهنم

SaaS agreement Sharmatta as a service agreement

The things you used to find funny are not funny anymore The things you used to think are brilliant do not sound as sharp anymore Visiting your childhood taste and finding that you used to be easily tickled by a silly joke or how you used to enjoy visibly simple things

ما تيجي تاخده على قد عقله

ضعبول

To be a metrosexual man

Strategic chud deployment

The word “fear” is not the feeling itself rather merely a symbol for it, you can’t communicate the experience of a word by only using the word in a sentence, that’s communication of representation not essence. But you can communicate the feeling the word represents through art

The curse and blessing of being an overachiever