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Joined May 2009
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Who’s going to tell her?
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Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.
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my god…….im HOPEscrolling
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election map rn:
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we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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I need to know if she's winning
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This looks really bad
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perfection.
"My mom? My mom doesn't work in the movies."
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This is actually funny.
Just checking in to see how things are goi--
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the hottest person you know can't see without their glasses
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somebody get mustard on the beat.
Judi Dench says it was Daniel Craig’s idea to kill off M in “Skyfall”: “Ever since ‘GoldenEye’ ... I’d been begging them to let me out from behind my desk. Well, they did finally let me out from behind my desk... and they shot me. [Laughs.] Apparently, it was Daniel’s idea to have me killed. But first I had to suffer the indignity of being sacked by Ralph Fiennes. Arsehole. It was reported in the press that I’d cried when they told me I was being replaced. Of course I didn’t cry. Why on earth would I cry after twenty glorious years and eight Bond films — which, by the way, is one more than Roger Moore, the longest-running 007 to date.” Read the full profile from @MarlowNYC: wp.me/pc8uak-1lI41e
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we all got it at the same time.
One thing I did notice from all the close up shots in You Can See Everything is that millennials all have chicken pox scars whereas with zoomers you don't rlly see that
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I understand what the definition of meme is, but I genuinely hate it when it transcends social media.
Macaulay Culkin recreating the thousand-yard stare soldier meme for Halloween.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Intentionally or not, this post proved to be very misleading in a few different ways. Macaulay Culkin IS recreating the meme in this picture, but his costume itself is actually of a green army man toy. His face paint is actually bright green. x.com/mgkcentral/sta…
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I’m also deeply sad at the number of people that saw this and didn’t immediately think thousand yard stare. And I *LOVE* Tropic Thunder.
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*at a job interview* “Can you perform under pressure?” Me: “I’m not sure I know all the lyrics but here goes nothing.”
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I’m fine with this.
does he think reed's name is richard
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JUST IN: 🇮🇪🇬🇧 Ireland to establish its first government body dedicated to preparing for possible reunification with Northern Ireland.
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MAN I MISS MY UNCLE CHARLES YALL
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This famously stops after college
I actually cannot fucking wait to be finished with college I hate living in a constant cycle of deadlines and stress
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MR PUT THAT SHIT ON 💔💔💔
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